Angst Lords

A term used in Daria fandom that refers to those Daria fan authors whose works are consistently or especially dark, pessimistic, or tragic (i.e., angst). Despite an ongoing belief that a writer is designated as an Angst Lord, the reality is that (much like in the correct manner of knighthood) a specific writer is in fact recognized as such by others of that ilk for their specific works, which need not necessarily be limited to the area of fan fiction. (An example of this is the former fanfic critic CINCGREEN; were he still active in the fandom in this capacity, he would probably have been recognized as an Angst Lord.) It is also believed that Brother Grimace is the sole person to decide who gets the term, as well as the creator of the term 'Angst Lords'; this is not true.

The originator of the term 'Angst Lords' is currently unknown, and other Angst Lords have simply not thought about passing along the title (to date). When the term first appeared in the Daria fandom, it was used as a term of derision towards writers of angst-based fiction. It is not known how the term came to garner the status/notoriety it has at present.

Current Angst Lords are:
 * Angelinhel
 * The Angst Guy
 * Brother Grimace
 * Hey, a.k.a. ri0t
 * Renfield
 * Scissors MacGillicutty

Brother Grimace once gave an off-the-cuff description of each of the Angst Lords, based on their writing styles and preferences for story outcomes. These descriptions are:


 * Angelinhel – The Narrator of The Twilight Zone
 * The Angst Guy – The Watcher
 * Brother Grimace – ‘Q’
 * Hey – Kyp Durron
 * Renfield – the Custodian of the Total Perspective Vortex
 * Scissors – Cthuhlu’s Last Bite of Dinner

Unrecognized Angst Lords?
There are a number of writers who also have written angst-based works and are considered by some segments of the Daria fan community to also be Angst Lords. Some individuals have forwarded Devilkitty, a.k.a. C.L. Basso, as an Angst Lord because of his work "Just the Sun at Night"; this segment of fans believes that fic to be not only be the angstiest fanfic ever written (as well as arguably the finest) but that Devilkitty is not only the Father of Angst, but the Lord of All Angst Lords. Devilkitty, however, retired from writing fanfic and had all his work removed from Daria fan sites.

There are also rumors of one other writer in the Daria fandom who is also considered to be an Angst Lord, although this writer prefers to remain hidden. Known to most of the other Angst Lords as 'The One', the writer is usually described as 'he who carries a scarlet lightsaber up his sleeve.'

Scarlet Lightsabers
A running joke among the writers seen as Angst Lords is that they (or their self-inserts within fanfic) carry scarlet lightsabers, thus symbolizing their connection to the Dark Side of Daria fanfic (much as Dark Jedi and Sith Lords carry scarlet-hued lightsabers within the Star Wars universe, as opposed to Light Side-aligned Jedi, who carry lightsabers usually of a bluish or green hue).

To carry it further, new Angst Lords are 'presented' with a lightsaber upon 'becoming an Angst Lord' (ex. Scissors MacGillicutty was given a lightsaber by Brother Grimace just before the initial posting of 'Where's Mary Sue When You Need Her?').

'Sometimes Unicorns Have To Die...'
This phrase first appeared due to an Iron Chef challenge sponsored by Angelinhel, which consisted of all comers welcomed to write a conclusion to the following piece:

''Stacy Rowe was considered a mousy, quiet girl in high school. That all changed when she went to college and people were nice to her. She made lots of friends and even met a wonderful boy! As luck would have it he was rich and they fell in love and got married right after they both graduated with really good grades. Stacy's life was perfect. She had supportive friends and a loving family. Since they were rich, she spent her time helping the less fortunate and raising her kids. Yes, life was blissfully wonderful.''

One day Stacy awoke to her picture-perfect world, devoid of any strife...

In the following discussion that began on the nature of writing angst-based fiction, Angelinhel (addressing questions posed within another post) responded with the following:

Pretending bad things can't happen to good people doesn't make it any less a reality.

''You shy away from things that make you hurt. You can't bear the pain of it and choose to hide behind the illusion innocence should stay untouchable.''

''I know there is too much destruction of the pure and that it will never cease. Instead of turning away from that harsh reality and weeping over the very idea such horror can exist, I force myself to stare into the blackest depths, knowing that if I can face it, the innocence might not have been sacrificed for nothing.''

Sometimes unicorns have to die.

The phrase has a minor place in the lexicon of some fanfic writers as a symbolism of angst, or of angst in their works.