Anthony DeMartino

Anthony DeMartino was Lawndale High's teacher of History. He has a trademark habit of shouting every 4th or 5th word that he spoke, whereupon his right eye would bulge dangerously. Mr. DeMartino's perpetual state of rage was one of the many examples of extreme character humor the show had to offer, and he was also a fan favorite.

According to The Daria Diaries, he was 48 years old at the start of the show (and presumably was 51 at the end).

Teaching
From the very beginning of the show, he is shown as having become very disillusioned with his role as an educator. One of the show's running gags was Mr. DeMartino's bitterness over his low salary and disgust at the incompetence of several of his students, particularly Brittany Taylor and Kevin Thompson, who never seemed to make any effort to succeed in his class, and, if their classroom performance was any indication of their abilities, may have been educationally incompetent to the point of functional illiteracy and therefore thoroughly unteachable in a conventional classroom setting. Principal Li has a standing order that DeMartino is to be no longer request retirement during classes. In "Is It Fall Yet?", in his lowest hour, he broke down at the idea that he was just "no good at working with young people".

While frustrated with his life to an almost maniac state, Mr. DeMartino is shown at points to enjoy teaching some students. This is highlighted by his frequent almost-friendly tolerance for Daria Morgendorffer on occasion, as well as for her sister Quinn Morgendorffer on those few occasions when she shows some depth or displays some of her true academic prowess and potential. Helen Morgendorffer appears to view him as the only competent teacher at the school, turning him to get information in "The Lawndale File" as "he's a bit high-strung but he's a fixture at that school". In "Antisocial Climbers", while grumbling about it, he went out on his own in a blizzard to find help for the trapped students.

In "Is It Fall Yet?", he reached a dark night of the soul where he could no longer remember why he had wanted to be a teacher. His doctor ordered him to volunteer at the Okay To Cry Corral for sensitive young children. To his utter amazement and joy, he found out the young campers thought "Uncle Anthony" was cool and constantly turned to him for aide; at one point, snapping at the arts and crafts, he threw a sink through the window and led the cheering hordes on a hike. At the end of the movie, after the campers demanded "Uncle Anthony" give the end-of-camp speech, he remarked that the experience has rekindled his love for teaching and gave advice to the campers: "if you feel yourself getting mad, go ahead! If someone's doing something to irritate you, tell them about it in detail! And hike... whenever you FEEL like it!"

He was the head of the teacher's union at Lawndale and had led a failed strike once before. In "Lucky Strike", he took the faculty on strike once again and led them to victory through sheer force of will and threats to Li that he would picket naked.

Friends
Mr. DeMartino's only friend, either by choice or not, appears to be Timothy O'Neill, another teacher at Lawndale High. Due to Timothy's laid back, all accepting personality, and his regular lack of abrasive and rough characteristics, it is thought by some that, despite Anthony's general irritation with Timothy, the friendship is a soothing one for him. He is often seen venting his frustration at Timothy who always listens and may actually be genuinely concerned at times, despite his inability to help in the slightest with any of Mr. DeMartino's problems (even those he is himself responsible for). By the end of the series, specifically in the Daria movie, Anthony is treating Timothy like a friend, by going out of the way to prevent him from making decisions he will later regret or letting Timothy's personality be pushed around by more assertive ones.

Relationship with his students
Mr. DeMartino appears to have a general dislike for most of the student body at Lawndale High, because the majority of them are either lazy, slackers, or absurdly stupid. All of these characteristics in turn make his job less fulfilling. However students that are usually well behaved, such as Jane Lane, seldom arouse his true ire and Mr. DeMartino's is rarely violent towards any of the student body with the exception of Kevin (who he once started strangling). Kevin's near mythic levels of idiocy and stupidity constantly frustrate Mr. DeMartino's efforts to teach, as Kevin appears incapable of learning practically anything beyond a football play. Kevin also seems incapable of noticing when DeMartino is ranting at or insulting him.

Students such as Daria, that are not only capable of learning but quite willing to do so, do not frustrate him. Mr. DeMartino at times seems pleased with their academic work, even if they are not the brightest but have merely tried hard, such as the case of Quinn on occasion; he also has remarked semi-favourably when Brittany actually manages to understand a question and give the right answer. After attempting to get a correct answer of an imbecile of his class, usually Kevin, he then calls on such students who readily provide the answer he was searching for. These students are rarely, if ever, the targets of his direct tirades and only suffer his classroom discipline when the class as a whole is being punished.

In the case of Daria specifically, he first found her answers "suspiciously good" and barked at her to "stop showing off!". As time went on, he grew more in her favour, once remarking in "The Daria Hunter" that "your sarcasm amuses me, Daria" and, in "Just Add Water", telling her that she made him "want to kill myself a little less" than the rest of her class. In "Antisocial Climbers", he aoppreciated and swiftly agreed to Daria and Jane's offer to assist him, and attempted to keep them safe in a group. During her graduation, when she received an award for academic achievement, DeMartino cheered her on with "very good, Daria! You go, girlfriend!".

Miscellaneous
Some random facts revealed about Anthony DeMartino during the series include:


 * He lives in a ranch-style house in Lawndale
 * He has a penchant for tasty fried foods (per "Mart of Darkness," in which DeMartino fights the free sample clerk for more fried food)
 * He was sent to military school by his mother, who didn't want to explain the existence of a son to her dates. Before that, she made him stay with the neighbours: "strange, twisted people!!" ("The Daria Hunter")
 * He dreampt of living a life at sea, but was too nervous to go through with it ("It Happened One Nut")
 * He has a preexisting gambling addiction (per "Just Add Water," when DeMartino first asks Ms. Li if he can get out of going to the casino night cruise, and then when he freaks out when he steps into the casino on the cruise).
 * He smokes cigarettes and (sometimes) exercises (per "The Big House").
 * He collects vintage porn ("That Was Then, This Is Dumb")
 * He went through a "beatnik period" at some point, where he co-habited ("The Daria Diaries"). When this happened is unclear: DeMartino would've left military school in the late 1960s, by which time the Beat Generation had changed into the 'hippie' counterculture, so he'd have been looking back to a previous movement rather than getting involved with the newer one.
 * He has never been married. ("The Daria Diaries")

His appearance and speech appear to have been modeled on actor Christopher Walken (due to the one blue eye).

Voice Actor
Anthony DeMartino was voiced by actor Marc Thompson, who also gave voice to Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III.

DeMartino in fanfiction
DeMartino routinely appears in fanfiction as a supporting character, his vocal tic either represented through italicised or bold words or by RANDOMly capitALISED words - or a combination of all three. He is often shown as one of the better teachers at Lawndale and an ally of Daria.

Several fanfics have, based on his age, military school background, and comments that "a lot of good men died [in Vietnam]" in his first appearence, made him a Vietnam War veteran.

When he is given a romantic pairing, a number of fics have paired him with Claire Defoe (though they had no significant interaction in canon).

Demartino-centric Fanfiction

 * "Apocalypse Then," by Milo Minderbinder
 * "A Broken Night," by Angelinhel
 * "The Continuing Adventures of an ANGRY!!! Young Man"], by Charles RB
 * "Squandered Potential"], by Kristen Bealer