Write Where It Hurts

“Write Where It Hurts” was the thirteenth episode of the second season of Daria (episode number 213). It first aired on MTV on August 3, 1998.

"Write Where It Hurts" was written by Glenn Eichler.

Summary
At the Morgendorffer's, Helen tries to talk with Daria, but the latter only answers sarcastically about the book she's reading and her life. The situation is not helped by Jake's lack of success with his culinary experiment and Quinn loudly preparing for another date. The next day, in school, as Daria has read all books assigned to English class, O'Neill gives her a special assignment: to write a fictional story using real persons as characters.

Daria finds difficulty with the work. At the Lane's, as Jane is painting and making suggestions, Daria writes and throws away two drafts, one practically a re-edition of the movie The Graduate movie, and the other heavily influenced by Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility. At the Morgendorffer's, Helen tries to probe her depressed daughter, offering advice and encouragement when Daria tells her about the assignment and her inability to write. However, between Eric's constant calls and an inadvertent comparison to Quinn, Daria snaps and scolds her mother for the poor parenting. Fleeing to her room, she uses her anger to write another story, describing laid-back Jake and Helen relaxing and chastising Quinn for her superficial teenager life, encouraging her to be like Daria, with Quinn tearfully agreeing with them before running outside and being hit by a truck. Daria also throws this story out.

The next day, Daria laments to Jane her lack of progress in writing, confusing her friend about what kind of story she wants to write. That evening, as Helen tries again unsuccessfully to approach her, another emergency with Jake in the kitchen gives Daria another idea: in medieval times, knight Jake meets witch Helen, demanding to see his future, but the witch insists in payment before lamenting women's lack of power. Then lightening strikes and now Knight Helen meets witch Jake, demanding to see her future, even threatening him, but Jake is more interested in tasting his brew…

The following day, Daria goes to see O'Neill, explains her lack of progress and frustration and requests not to write the story. The teacher encourages her instead, adding the requirement of using a game of cards in the story. Daria tries using this into the previous medieval story (this time starring Mack and Jodie), but ends up also throwing it away.

The next evening, Helen once again finds Daria slump and depressed over her lack of progress. After apologizing for her previous comments, she once again encourages Daria to write, providing her with a hint: what if, instead of using sarcasm and describing what she sees, her daughter writes about what she would like to see? Daria takes the idea and is finally able to complete her story:

''A few years into the future, adults Daria and Quinn visit their parents. Grey-haired Helen and Jake have now retired, with Jake having had heart surgery. As to the daughters, Daria is married to a college professor and writes opinion columns, still defending the same ideas she had in High school, and Quinn has married Jamie and is now mother of four kids. As the four Morgendorffers talk, Jake reveals that the family has come out as he wished: Daria is now a known activist, demanding honesty and truth, and Quinn has transformed from a fashion-obsessed teenager to a responsible mother. So now he just wants to enjoy life and has asked her daughters over to play a nice game of cards with his family. After a brief discussion, they agree on Hearts.''

Daria anxiously shows her mother her story. Helen, after reading it, tears up and hugs her daughter.

Later, Daria tells Jane about her mother's reaction to the story, expressing hope that O'Neill's reaction won't be the same. When Jane expresses interest in reading it, Daria refuses, though she adds Jane can read the first one she wrote…

Daria's Reading Material
The book Daria is reading for school is On Moral Fiction by John Gardner. Daria sounds distinctly unimpressed with it (but could be just trying to get Helen to stop talking to her).

Trivia
Daria tells Helen "nobody [at school] talked to me again this week": her phrasing and bored tone indicates that this level of ostracisation is status quo. The other episodes, however, repeatedly show people talking to Daria, because otherwise no plot can take place, and this seems to bother her more than when they don't.

In "Psycho Therapy", Daria will explain that she tries to shut down conversations with her mother because she knows Helen will "hang on every word" and that makes her feel uncomfortable.

This episode has a homage to The Graduate (Kevin and Jane riding the bus in stunned silence after the wedding).

“Write Where It Hurts” and Fanfic
A novelization of this episode was written by Martin J. Pollard.