The Thieving Pizza Fairies

Daria fanfic by Brother Grimace. A post-canon fic that takes place in Boston during Daria and Jane's final semester at their respective colleges. It concerns a local urban legend where unattended pizzas mysteriously vanish. E.B.A. pizzas ("Everything But Anchovies") are especially preferred by the "fairies," which turn out to be the local raccoon population.