Falling Into College

Falling Into College is an on-going series of stories by Richard Lobinske that started in July, 2004.

Summary
The series is primarily about Daria during her college years, the continued lives of Helen & Jake back home, Quinn at Pepperhill, plus the Lane family, including Trent's relationship with Lindy, Quinn's friend from Governor's Park. The series assumes Daria and Jane graduated from Lawndale High in spring 1999.

Besides Jane, who attends Boston Fine Arts College (and is currently dating Michael "Mack" MacKenzie), the people in Daria's life include Michael Fulton, her fiancee and her freshman dorm roommate, Karen Myerson, who has joined Daria and Jane in sharing an upstairs apartment in a pre-Civil War house in South Boston. Along with college, Daria has worked as a transcriptionist for a history professor and as a part-time copy editor/proofreader at the Raft University Press. Currently in the storyline, she is unemployed. Jane works as an arts and craft teacher at Boston Children's Hospital. Karen works for the Franklin Park Zoo and Michael for the National Park Service at the Freedom Trail as a liason to a Bromwell archeology professor.

The series has several long-term story arcs and current plans are for a total of 72 stories through Daria's college graduation.

Falling Into College is a direct continuation of the Last Summer stories and also draws upon First Summer as a prequel series. Mr Orange is currently translating the series into French at PPMB

Inspirations, Motivations and Analysis
The author has stated the his college experience and relationship with his wife has provided much of the inspiration for the stories, though specifically not autobiographical.

The series optimistic tone was conceived as a balance to the number of angst-based stories commonly written when the series was started. At the same time, the few post-canon fanfiction stories tended to either use a simple stereotype for Daria's collage roommate (such as loud party girl) or would use a contrivance to avoid Daria having to deal with a roommate. Karen was developed as a counter to that trend, a rounded character that would become a close friend.

While some readers have commented that the low-key, real life approach is one of appealing aspects of the series, other readers have suggested that there should be more drama or hardship inserted. The Angst Lords are not the only ones in the latter category; Kara Wild, a proponent of the "realism" approach that favors only limited angst, has stated that the characters seem to get beyond misfortune too easily. To this point, the author has resisted increasing the angst dosage, which gives more impact to the times when things do go badly (e.g., in "A Matter of Priorities").

Characters
Original

Primary:
 * Adler, Derek
 * Bump
 * Czernicki, Cecelia "CC"
 * Fulton, Michael
 * Gilstad, Quinn
 * Lawrence, Fran
 * Myerson, Karen

Secondary:
 * Anderson, Wendy (Raft student and theater major)
 * Baker, Todd (Michael's sophomore year roommate)
 * Barksdale, Simon (Helen's father)
 * Berkhart, Lewis (Michael's current roommate)
 * Campbell,Ariel (Nick's daughter)
 * Campbell, Sara (Nick's ex-wife)
 * Cavendish, Jenn (Raft student)
 * Cawthon-Schellski, Debbie
 * Clarice (Raft student)
 * Crause, Shelly (Daria's coworker at the University Press)
 * Daniels, Prof. (Bromwell faculty and Michael's co-supervisor)
 * Davis, Bea (Olivia's mother)
 * Davis, Olivia (patient at children's hospital that Daria helps find glasses)
 * Devers, Sandy (Raft student and theater major)
 * Ernst, Len (Raft student, theater major and womanizer)
 * Findlay, Dr. (Director of Raft University Press)
 * Fulton, Gina (Michael's sister)
 * Fulton, Ron (Michael's father)
 * Fulton,Samantha (Michael's mother)
 * Girard, Nell (BFAC student and Jane's friend)
 * Grace (Quinn's suitemate)
 * Hollister, Robin (Raft student)
 * Isabelle (Raft student and theater costumer)
 * Jack (Raft student)
 * Jakobs, Al (once dated Jane and CC)
 * Jenkins, Rhiannon (Prom Queen and Honor Society member with Quinn)
 * Kelsey, Mary (BFAC student)
 * Ken (Michael's freshman year roommate)
 * Killarny, Dr. Roland (Dean of Arts & Sciences and former Director of University Press)
 * Levon (Jodie’s boyfriend at Crestmore)
 * Lyndon, Mrs. (Daria's landlady)
 * MacKenzie, Colin (Mack's father)
 * MacKenzie, Leesha (Mack's mother)
 * Mandy (Len Ernst's jealous girlfriend)
 * Marie (Michael's coworker)
 * Marquez, Isabel 'Bel' (Jane's boss at the children's hospital)
 * Marvin, Fr. (Priest that officiated Lindy and Trent’s wedding)
 * Miller, Dr. Harrison F. (Raft history professor)
 * Morgendorffer, Bruce (Jake's older brother)
 * Morrison, Samuel (Michael's boss)
 * Murphey, Carol (Well known feminist attorney and Honor Society sponsor)
 * Myerson, Geoff (Karen's father)
 * Myerson, Jill (Karen's sister-in-law
 * Myerson, Maddie (Karen's mother)
 * Myerson, Terry (Karen's brother)
 * Myerson, Wayne (Karen’s nephew)
 * Natalie (Gina's best friend)
 * Needham, Benjamin (Honor society member with Quinn)
 * Nguyen (Michael's coworker)
 * Paine, Prof. (Raft theater professor)
 * Poole, Carolyn (Daria's therapist)
 * Sean (Raft student)
 * Stamford, Beth (Fran's aunt)
 * Stamford, David (Fran's uncle)
 * Stan (patient at children's hospital that Jane saves)
 * Stanton, Carly (Raft student)
 * Stevens, Anna (Raft student)
 * Sullivan, Kathy (Honor society member with Quinn)
 * Sullivan, Kyle (Lawndale County Asst. District Attorney)
 * Tammy (Quinn's suitemate)
 * Tolen, Janice (Raft student)
 * Toni (Raft student and theater makeup)
 * Weaver, Elaine (Lindy’s mother)
 * Wilson, Dr. (Raft biology professor)

Alternate Canon
 * Tess Barksdale
 * Theresa Blaine
 * Nathan W. Morgendorffer "Mad Dog"
 * Lindy Weaver-Lane

Stories in Series
Year 1

Fall 1999

1: Boarding the Raft

Daria arrives at Raft University and meets her new roommate, Karen Myerson. Will Daria's family scare her off before her classes have a chance to do so?

2: Returning Nightmare

While she awaits her mid-year start at Boston Fine Arts College, Jane begins her new job as a temporary teaching assistant for Claire Defoe at Lawndale High.

3: Lindy and the Knight

Jane finds Quinn's friend Lindy (from "IICY?") asleep in the living room at Casa Lane. Will she and Quinn find common ground when Lindy and Trent get together?

4: Freshman Spread

A small weight gain leads to Daria facing the reason she hides her appearence so much, with Karen's help.

5: Quinn the Tutor

When Quinn lets slip the fact that she has been quietly tutoring Tiffany, Helen decides that Quinn should use those skills to build up more extracurricular activities, to make up for no longer being in the Fashion Club. Guess who she gets stuck tutoring?

6: Nineteen in Ninety-Nine

Aunt Amy takes Daria out for a night on the town for her nineteenth birthday, with Karen along for the ride. But who are these two goons following them?

7: Home for Thanksgiving

Karen's financial problems rise to the surface when she can't afford to go home for Thanksgiving. Daria invites her to spend the weekend with her family as she works on a way to keep her roommate in Boston.

8: Winter's Eve

Final exams, as well as her first few dates with a guy named Michael, bring Daria's first semester of college to a close, while Jane bids farewell to her Lawndale High colleagues as she finishes her semester as a teaching assistant.

9: Holiday Breaks

Daria's home for the winter break. She meets Lindy, survives Y2K, reunites with some old friends, and helps Jane move in to BFAC. Find out who Jane ends up with at "11 o'clock on move-in day"!

Spring 2000

10: Chosin Fate

Daria’s new job as a transcriptionist for a history professor brings her into audio contact with her grandfather, “Mad Dog” Morgendorffer, and new insights to what made him what he was.

11: Art Frieze

Jane adjusts to dorm life and enters the winter ice sculpture contest at BFAC. The Boston Ice Tea Party.

12: Days of Expression

Valentine’s Day gets a little complicated for Daria as she remembers her old feelings toward Trent and Tom, and her new feelings for Michael.

13: Flaming the Fans

Daria discovers fan reactions to her Melody Powers stories, with one an old acquaintance that goes too far.

14: Can this be Spring?

Jane accepts that a trip to Florida for Spring Break is not in the budget. But, that doesn't mean she can't have a beach party.

15: The Spirals Are Coming!

Mystik Spiral finally gets a gig in Boston. Will the Tank survive the trip?

16: A Daze at the Races

Quinn turns eighteen as Stacy prepares for a big race. Sandi wants to be friends again after loosing her job at the television station.

17: May Day

Spring finals at Raft as Daria completes her first year of college, and an unexpected opportunity that may radically change her future.

18: Prom Quinn

Quinn chooses a bad time to distract Jake by implying Daria and Michael are sleeping together, and faces a last choice for a prom date

19: Seeking Hearts

Spring term ends at Raft as Daria looks for a new apartment to share with Karen and Jane. Karen heads home to Georgia for the summer while Daria and Jane visit Lawndale. Through it all, Daria and Michael try to communicate after the breakup.

20: Shopping For Cars With Boys

Daria and Michael continue to patch things up, while Daria, Jane and Trent seek new cars from an unusual source.

Summer 2000

21: Keeping My Friends Close

Daria and Jane adjust to living together as summer semester begins at Raft and BFAC and Jane looks for a job.

22: Fashionable Graduation

Quinn, the former Fashion Club and Kevin prepare to graduate. Daria, Jane, Jodie and Mack reunite to pass on the Honor Society to the next class.

23: Through Lenses Most Bright

An important change in prescription means Daria must face her evolving eyesight. It also means finding a new pair of glasses, with help from a little girl Jane works with at the children’s hospital.

24: Silver Lining

Helen and Jake’s 25th wedding anniversary, and they’ve invited Rita, Amy, Grandma Ruth, Grandma Barksdale and Jake’s brother, Bruce. When will the family detonation occur?

25: Freedom Of Speech

Daria visits Michael for the July 4 holiday to meet his family, and hopefully build up the courage to tell him how she feels.

26: Boston Baked Band

Daria prepares to perform in her theater class play, and Mystik Spiral has been hired to provide music for the cast party.

27: Lost Eagles Found

Summer semester ends. Daria hunts for Michael’s birthday present and returns to Lawndale to help Quinn to prepare for Pepperhill.

Year 2

Fall 2000

28: The Parents Are At Rest

As summer ends, Quinn says her goodbyes to Lawndale before leaving for Pepperhill, Sandi asks Daria for a favor. Jake and Helen prepare for an empty nest.

29: Back Aboard

A first look at Karen’s family and background as she prepares for the fall term at Raft and living with Daria and Jane. At Jane’s instigation, they head out for a beach weekend before classes start.

30: A Part That’s Gained

Jane has to meet one of the realities of working in a children's hospital, and finds something unexpected.

31: Esteeming Lysistrata

While Daria and Jane celebrate four years since Self-Esteem class, they get an unexpected guest and Quinn asks for help.

32: Bump in the Night

BFAC is holding a Halloween Party fundraiser for a trip Jane wants to go on, and wins a bet with Daria on who chooses costumes. At Pepperhill, Quinn discovers the effect her renewed dating schedule has on her grades.

33: The Last Piece Falls

Daria gets a subpoena to testify to a grand jury about her involvement in the Ultra Cola situation during her senior year at Lawndale High. That the case involves Angela Li and Leonard Lamm is no surprise, but how is Linda Griffin involved?

34: For This, We’re Thankful

Concerned about being stalked in Lawndale, Daria invites Jake and Helen to Boston for Thanksgiving, along with Jane, Karen, Michael and Derek. Meanwhile, Quinn visits Fran’s family for the holiday. However, a simple dinner isn’t the only thing Daria has planned.

35: A Few Important Details

After the one year anniversary of Daria and Michael’s first date, they consider adding a new dimension to their relationship. Daria recalls some of the same doubts she had before on the subject, and also contemplates how things are different.

36: Christmas Melody

Quinn takes a detour to Boston before going home after her first semester at Pepperhill and isn’t looking forward to Jake and Helen seeing her grades. Meanwhile, Daria and Jane catch up with their family and friends in Lawndale.

Spring 2001

37: ReFrieze

To once again enter BFAC’s “Boston Ice Tea Party” ice sculpture contest, Jane needs to work around complications from her job at the children’s hospital.

38: Lane Closure

s Lindy starts preparing for the wedding, she learns that the mortgage to Casa Lane has been paid off. This leads to her learning about Amanda and Vincent’s early years and how they bought a commune in 1973.

39: And the Bubble Burst

As Daria and company prepare for spring break, Erin announces her plans to divorce Brian and takes shelter in Boston. However, Daria soon learns this is only the beginning of problems for the Barksdale family. Between day-trading and the recent collapse of tech stocks, Grandma Tess Barksdale has lost almost all of the family fortune. Things come to a head when Grandma Tess, Rita and Helen converge on Daria’s apartment to deal with Erin’s move and the financial crisis.

40: I Hope You Don’t Have Plans

After spring break, Daria and Karen plan for Jane’s birthday. However, things get complicated when the director where Daria works at the Raft University Press is promoted and a new director arrives, along with his attitude and work schedule.

41: Run Jane, Run

Jane gets ready to compete in the Boston Marathon, with a little help from her friends. Meanwhile, Daria is notified that Upchuck has accepted a plea bargain in the stalking case against him.

Summer 2001

42: Registering Annoyance

With spring term over, Karen heads back to Georgia while Daria and Jane prepare to host Mystic Spiral for another Boston gig. At the same time, Daria’s summer registration has vanished somewhere in the Registrar’s computer system and she embarks on a quest to retrieve it.

43: Four Friends, Four Winds

Quinn says goodbye to Fran for the summer. She returns to Lawndale and catches up with the members of the former Fashion Club, whose lives have gone in very different directions.

44: Apartment for Rent

Michael temporarily moves in with Daria when his apartment hunt takes longer than anticipated and he has to move out of the Raft dormitory.

45: Lindy Lane

Trent and Lindy get ready for their wedding as the Wandering Lanes gather for the first time since Lane Miserables. Quinn and Jane team up for a bachelorette party and Mystic Spiral puts on a bachelor party for the lucky(?) couple. At the wedding, Daria and Quinn wonder if they'll face a repeat of Erin's when Lindy's alcoholic mom meets the Lanes. And finally, what is Sandi doing sneaking into the Griffin house?

46: Family Collision

During their July Fourth vacation, Ron, Samantha and Gina Fulton drive to Boston visit Michael and Daria. After that, they travel to Lawndale to meet Jake, Helen and Quinn. After hearing about it, Tess Barksdale decides to join in.

47: Melody of Life

Daria learns that her planned "final" Melody Powers story has been accepted. While making editorial revisions to her story, she deals with the mystery of a missing manuscript at work that she needs to find if she wants to keep her job.

48: Dividing Spiral

Quinn's departure from Lawndale to return to Pepperhill confirms to her that the old Fashion Club is drifting apart. Meanwhile, with his daughter Ariel about to start first grade, Nick decides its time to quit Mystik Spiral.

Year 3

Fall 2001

49: Past Influences

Summer draws to a close as Daria, Jane and Karen get ready to start their junior year of college. Daria and Jane are surprised when Elsie Sloane stops by to visit on her way to college, but not to Bromwell.

50: A Matter of Priorities

The Monday after Amy’s wedding, Helen suffers a stroke at work. Daria, with Michael, Tess and Rita join Jake with at the hospital, while Quinn must wait for a flight back from Pepperhill.

51: Mirrors

Home from the hospital, Helen begins her recovery while the effects of her stroke continue to be felt by those around her. Jake begins to work from home to be with her. Worried, Daria has a physical checkup and learns that she could be at risk, necessitating some changes in her life. Quinn worries about being unable to see her mother, and Amy arrives with her new husband and stepdaughters.

52: Girl, Lost and Found

A former staff member of Val magazine tracks down Daria to tell the “real story of D”. Will Val be far behind, and what will she do to prevent the story from appearing?

53: Daria Went Down To Georgia

Daria and Michael, along with Derek, go to Georgia for Thanksgiving with Karen’s family, while Jake and Helen go to California to visit Quinn and Jane spends the weekend with the MacKenzies and her family.

54: Another Day in Paradise

After returning from the Thanksgiving trip, a look at Michael's daily life as he prepares for the second anniversary of Daria first agreeing to go out with him and a second try at asking her to marry him.

Spring 2002

55: Emerald Season

While Daria and Michael prepare to go to their respective families to deliver the news about their engagement, Quinn meets someone interesting on her flight back to Lawndale.

56: Between the Lines

With a new semester, Daria starts her student teaching internship while the rivalry between Dr. Findlay and Dr. Killarny grows to a new level, with both trying to use Daria against the other.

57: A Star for the Window

Derek’s National Guard unit is activated and he prepares to go overseas. In turn, Daria and Jane prepare to help Karen deal with her fear about possibly losing Derek while Jane and Nell compete in the Ice Tea Party.

French Translation
Translation by Mr Orange

C'est déjà la fac
 * 1 Embarquement immédiat
 * 2 Cauchemar récurrent
 * 3 Lindy et le chevalier
 * 4 Un kilo, ça va...'
 * 5 Quinn repetitas
 * 6 Dix-neuf en quatre-vingt dix-neuf
 * 7 Thanksgiving chez soi
 * 8 Veille d'hiver
 * 9 Vacances d'hiver
 * 10 Chosin

Associated Stories

 * Prequel Series:
 * First Summer
 * Last Summer


 * In Regular Continuity:
 * A Path of Roses and Thorns by Brother Grimace
 * A Night at the the Soccer Game by Ipswichfan
 * I Meant to Do That by Richard Lobinske
 * Clearing The Air by Brother Grimace


 * Ouside of Regular Continuity:
 * Band of Bothers by Richard Lobinske
 * With a Little Help From Your Fiends by DJW and Richard Lobinske
 * Claim Check by Richard Lobinske
 * Three by Richard Lobinske

Trivia

 * Raft University is roughly based on Tufts University, Boston Fine Arts College is based upon the Massachusetts College of Art and Pepperhill University is based upon Pepperdine University.


 * The author used his wife's name, Louise, as Daria's middle name.


 * Many featured Sick, Sad World promos are twisted versions of real entomological facts or studies.


 * In Home for Thanksgiving, it is revealed that Karen's grandather was a B-17 crewman with the 918th Bombardment Group. This was the fictional unit presented in the movie, Twelve O'Clock High.


 * The graffiti on the flats in the artwork for Boston Baked Band are the titles of plays the author worked, including the one where he met his wife.


 * The t-shirt worn by Quinn Gilstad when he was introduced is based upon the real shirt prepared for the Entomological Society of America annual meeting in San Diego, held in December, 2001.

Music List
Songs fully or partially used within stories (including canon Mystik Spiral material)
 * In Thee by A. Lanier
 * Cold Iron by Rudyard Kipling (arranged by Leslie Fish)
 * Little Sister from Pierce Me by Neena Beber
 * Every Dog Has His Day from Groped By An Angel by Jonathan Greenberg.
 * Mr. Normal from Jane’s Addition by Glenn Eichler.
 * Freakin’ Friends from Is It Fall Yet? by Glenn Eichler and Peggy Nicoll.
 * O Fortuna 14th century monastic arranged by Carl Orff in Carmina Burana
 * The Eve Of War by Jeff Wayne from Jeff Wayne’s Musical War of the Worlds
 * The Spirit of Man by Gary Osborne and Jeff Wayne from War of the Worlds.
 * Everlong by the Foo Fighters
 * Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Freddie Mercury
 * When I'm 64 by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
 * I Loathe You from Café Disaffecto by Glenn Eichler
 * Overkill by Jimmy Buffett

Background Timeline

 * September 1929: Nathan Morgendorffer born.
 * 1945: Vincent Lane born.
 * June 1947: Nathan and Ruth Morgendorffer married.
 * September 1947: Nathan drafted into USMC.
 * 1948: Amanda Lane (Lodzyck) born.
 * May 1948: Bruce born.
 * January 8, 1950: Jake born.
 * July 14, 1950: Helen born.
 * July 1950: Nathan ships out to Korea.
 * September 1950: Nathan at Inchon.
 * November-December 1950: Nathan at Chosin.
 * February 1951: Nathan returns to US.
 * May 1951: Nathan medically discharged.
 * Spring 1952: Rita born.
 * October 1956: Ron Fulton born
 * May 1958: Samantha Fulton (Waldron) born.
 * 1959: Amy Barksdale born.
 * Summer 1966: Bruce Morgendorffer enlists in army.
 * July 1966 Vincent and Amanda Lane meet
 * August 22 1967: Summer Love Lane born.  Amanda and Vincent married.
 * 1967: Fran’s Uncle David and Aunt Beth born.
 * September 1968: Wind Lane born.
 * June 1968: Jake and Helen graduate high school.
 * August 1969: Helen and Jake split up, Jake heads for CA, arrested for vagrancy in Boulder, CO.
 * August 1969: Helen, Willow and Coyote spent night in jail in Boulder, CO.
 * November 1969: Penny Lane born.
 * December 1969: Jake attends concert at Altamonte CA.
 * June 1972: Jake and Helen graduate college.
 * June 1972: Jake and Helen leave group house, last time they see Willow and Coyote until 1997.
 * April 1973: Vincent and Amanda buy the Free Lawndale house.
 * June 1974. Ron Fulton graduated high school
 * January 1975: Rita’s first marriage.
 * 1975 Trent born.
 * Spring 1975: Erin born.
 * June 26, 1975: Jake and Helen married.
 * September 1975: Jake starts MBA program.
 * 1976: Nathan dies.
 * June 1976: Samantha Fulton (Waldron) graduates high school.
 * 1977: Simon Barksdale dies.
 * February 1977. Lindy Weaver born.
 * June 1977: Amy graduates high school.
 * June 1978: Jake completes MBA.
 * June 1978: Ron Fulton graduates college
 * May 1979: Quinn Gilstad born
 * September 1978: Helen begins law school.
 * October 1979: Ron and Samantha Fulton meet
 * June 1980. Samantha Fulton (Waldron) graduates college.
 * July 1980. Ron and Samantha Fulton married.
 * November 19 1980: Daria born.
 * March 20 1981: Jane born.
 * June 1981: Amy graduates with her BA
 * August 11, 1981: Michael Fulton born.
 * February 4, 1982: Frances Lawrence born
 * April 15 1982: Quinn born.
 * June 1982: Helen completes law school.
 * June 1984: Amy graduates with her MA.
 * July 1984: Morgendorffers move to Highland, TX.
 * September 1984. Gina Fulton born.
 * 1985: Yeagers begin selling hand-knotted hammocks.
 * 1986: Summer Lane’s first child born.
 * September 1986: Daria and Jane start kindergarten.
 * Spring 1987: Helen and Jake’s fight over Daria (Boxing Daria).
 * Summer 1987: Trent and Jesse start playing guitars
 * September 1987: Quinn starts kindergarten.
 * June 1988: Amy PhD.
 * September 1988: Amy begins adjuncting.
 * Fall 1989: Trent and Jesse start high school
 * 1990: Fran’s Uncle David and Aunt Beth married
 * Spring 1991: Max joins the band and it takes on the name Mystik Spiral.
 * September 1991: Amy begins tenure track position.
 * June 1992: Fran’s parents and sister killed in auto accident.
 * June 1993: Trent graduates high school
 * Summer 1993: Daria and Quinn at Camp Grizzly.
 * Summer 1994: Nicholas Campbell married
 * Spring 1995: Ariel Campbell born.
 * Fall 1995: Daria and Jane start high school.
 * Spring 1996 Nick joins Mystik Spiral and divorces that summer.
 * August 1996: Amy granted tenure.
 * Fall 1996: Season 1.
 * Spring 1997: Season 2.
 * Spring 1997: Erin’s wedding.
 * Summer 1997: First Summer series
 * Fall 1997: Season 3.
 * Spring 1998: Season 4.
 * Summer 1998: IIFY?
 * Fall 1998 – Spring 1999: Season 5
 * Spring 1999: IICY?
 * June 1999: Daria and Jane Graduation.
 * Summer 1999: Last Summer series
 * August 1999: Daria starts at Raft

Links
Falling Into College can be found: Note: Websites are updated at owner's convenience; some of these sites might not contain the latest installments of the series
 * here at Outpost Daria
 * artwork here at Outpost Daria
 * here at The Contrarian's Corner
 * here at Glitter Berries
 * here at The Sh33p's Fluff
 * here at Sick, Sad World
 * Year 1, Year 2, and Year 3 at FanFiction.net
 * French translation by Mr. Orange at PPMB
 * here at Lawndale Sun Herald

An interview with Richard Lobinske about the series, consisting of fan-submitted questions and conducted by E. A. Smith, can be found:
 * here at The Contrarian's Corner
 * here at Glitter Berries