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S— is supposed to be Scissors MacGillicutty's girlfriend in "Where's Mary Sue When You Need Her?" Whether MacGillicutty actually has a girlfriend whose first name starts with "S" in real life is unknown. If he did, she certainly would be exasperated by the amount of time he spends in SFMB2 chat and surfing the boards, when he could be cleaning up around the house, or trying to get a job, goddamn it. He can't live off the proceeds from the sale of his place in Brooklyn forever, for crying out loud. And if he's going to write Daria fic, why can't he write something funny, more like the series? All that self-referential stuff in that long story was confusing. And the penultimate chapter where Daria kisses him was really overwrought. Could he actually have a crush on a cartoon character? And he gets on her case for having a crush on Johnny Depp! At least Johnny Depp is a real person.

She has to admit that the other fans she's met seem like nice people. Or rather, if she in fact exists, she would admit that the other fans she's met seem like nice people.