The Teachings of Dona Daria

Galen Hardesty wrote this fascinating alternate ending to "The Teachings of Don Jake." When Daria Morgendorffer finds her mother's cell phone (per "The Teachings of Don Jake"), she cannot get a signal, either because of a dead battery or being out of a coverage area. Rude, rollicking fun develops as Daria single-handedly tries to gather her wandering, hallucinating family safely together again.