Squirrel Story

A story that takes the neurotic Jake Morgendorffer's self-declared war with the local squirrel population to an extreme. These are almost always comedies of ludicrous content.

Squirrel Stories

 * "Aw, Nuts" by Angelinhel, on Outpost Daria
 * "Like Father, Like&mdash;" by The Angst Guy
 * "Nuthouse" by The Angst Guy
 * "Scarlett" by The Angst Guy (see Phil the squirrel in Chapters Fourteen and Sixteen).
 * "Revenge: Best Served Cold, With a Schmear" by Decelaraptor on PPMB
 * "The Almond Ninjas!" by Brother Grimace
 * "Rabid Rodent Warlords," by Huggy

Other Squirrel Stories

 * "The Devil in Miss Morgendorffer" by Brother Grimace
 * "Sick, Sad Burbank" by Peter Guerin
 * "Stacy Rowe, Seeker" by jtranser (on third page, scroll down to entry for May 14, 2007, "prep time frag" and subsequent entries)
 * "Succession Crisis" by Richard Lobinske (see cameo appearance of the superhero Squirrel Lady (formerly Squirrel Girl) with Jake in a public service commercial)
 * "One Season at a Time" by Wildgoose, part of the Submariner Series. A squirrel trapped in a Christmas tree leaps out and onto Nick, resulting in general Mystik Spiral mayhem.
 * "The Jake Morgendorffer Guide to Squirrel Terrorism," by cyde
 * "A Path Of Roses And Thorns', by Brother Grimace. A depressed Amy feeds carrot sticks to a pair of squirrels on the grounds of Tennyson University and considers that they have a better love life than she does.