Slobbergoat

Slobbergoat is a recent addition to Daria fandom and general all-around New Zealandic social atomic bomb, for lack of better words in the english language to describe entirely abstract concepts.

As of this time of writing, he is currently designing the PHP code portions of the new Lawndale Online site, assuming that the rest of the project members haven't murdered him and fed his body to rabid weasel sharks.

Slobbergoat's real strength, however, lies in his skill in rapidly alienating every person that he comes into contact with; a useful skill that has gotten him to many interesting places in life.

Slobbergoat's hobbies include sleeping, lying in a comatose state, and hibernating. As a kind of "reverse tyler-durden", he is able to fall asleep in any situation and generally only stays awake at most an hour a day.