Guys' Night Out

Easily one of The Angst Guy's most comically outrageous fics. Guys' Night Out is an AU-fic in which the male counterparts of Daria and Jane - Darius Morgendorffer and John Lane - have discovered the inter-dimensional gateway behind the Good Times Chinese restaurant, and have been using it for fun and profit. They are discovered by Tom Sloane, who, in his own words, "came looking for Neanderthals and instead discovered the Mad Scientists' club." Rather than fight about dating one another's sisters (Tom's reason for coming over) the three join forces and head through the portal in search of adventure.

Their first through the portal ((seemingly of alien origin and possibly sentient; perhaps a variant of the Guardian Of Forever, led them to Middleton College - but back in the late 1960's, where they met three young women who identified themselves as 'The Three Janices'. Each of the three teens eventually paired off with one of the Three Janices, and became intimate with her; they would later find that each had in fact become intimate with the younger, other-dimensional counterparts of Helen Morgendorffer, Amanda Lane and Kay Sloane.

Following them through the next morning (relatively speaking), Quinn, Penny Lane, Summer Lane and Elsie Sloane came through the portal to look for their family members. When they found them, each in a compromising situation with the younger Helen, Amanda and Kay (especially in Darius' case, where the younger Helen propositioned Quinn, saying that she'd always wanted to have a sexual experience with two others at once), Quinn, Penny and Elsie all began to administer well-deserved thrashings to the young men. Unfortunately, this was the spark that set off what was to become the largest riot in Middleton College history.

During this incident, Summer had made the acquaintance of the younger counterparts of Jake Morgendorffer, Vincent Lane and Angier Sloane; she was last seen in a car with them, apparently heading off to 'a great party' and accidentally esposing her breasts, as she was not wearing a bra. This was a point in her favor with the three young men, as the observation was made that they really loved liberated chicks...