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==Fanfics== ===Main series=== [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/1/God_Save_The_Esteem The entire work is collected at Fanfiction.net], as well as scattered across PPMB. * Ep 1: God Save The Esteem ([https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/1/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]; PPMB [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=428843#p428843 I], II, and III): Crude, rude, bad attitude, and messily eating food - and that's just Jake! The Morgendorffers come to Lawndale, while Daria watches all with detached amusement. * Ep 2: Fight For Your Invite To Party (PPMB, FF.net): [[Brittany]]'s throwing a party - Quinn's not invited, but is preparing to crash it and make some noise. Daria is tasked to back up her little sis and has to face her greatest horror, actually meeting her classmates. **Bonus Features: [[The Daria Diaries]] presents [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=430602#p430602 Masochist's Memories]: Snippets from Daria's photo album. (An alternate version of the real Masochist's Memories feature in the Diaries) * Ep 3: Family Devalued (PPMB, FF.net): The extended family is coming to town, with Aunt Amy investigating a local legend and [[Erin Chambers|Erin]] and her fiance [[Brian Danielson]] moving in... and then there's the reason why Jake wants both girls out of the house that Friday... [[Image:Bob.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Bob|A punk.]]]] * Ep 4: Melody Power To The People (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/4/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Daria's fed up with the draconian rule at school, and a comment by [[Mr. O'Neill]] inspires her to take action. After a clash with the far-right [[Jodie]], the incident inspires Daria to write [[Melody Powers]]. What could possibly go wrong? * Ep 5: And The Mall Won (PPMB, FF.net): The [[Mall of the Millennium]] is dying on its feet in the recession, but thanks to bribes Daria's class have a field trip there whether they like it or not. Pity the trip coincides with one of Jake's more creative bits of consulting... * Ep 6: Model Students (PPMB, FF.net): With the [[Amazon Modeling Agency]] in town, Daria is considered too dangerous (and sarcastic) to be allowed in school. While her mother fights the suspension, Daria decides to use her spare time productively: forcing Brian to do actual work! * Ep 7: I Am A Scientist (PPMB, FF.net): When Daria is forced to work with [[Kevin]] on a science project, rumours start to spread that she's visiting him for... other reasons. Can Daria's sarcasm get her through this one? * Ep 8: Eff Christmas (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/8/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Christmas is coming to Lawndale, and with it the annual Morgendorffer Christmas party. Daria's got a bigger problem though: trying to date [[Tom Sloane]], and the inevitable horror of him meeting her parents... (Includes several 'Moving Pictures' scenes) * Ep 9: Pop Cult (PPMB, FF.net): Daria faces a waking nightmare when she has to babysit the Gupty children, but that's nothing compared to Helen's: having to sell out. * Ep 10: Hell Is Other Parents (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/10/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Tom's parents have decided it'd be a nice idea if they got together with the Morgendorffers. With no way to prevent the atrocity, Daria and Tom are going to have to find a way to escape before it's too late... * Ep 11: Ridin' Slowly (PPMB, FF.net): Thanks to Jake, [[Mystik Spiral]] have got their first [[Alternapalooza]] gig - now they just have to get there. On time. Can Daria and her parents make this impossible task merely an implausible one?! * Ep 12: Misery, Clicked (PPMB, FF.net): Daria, along with the school's other malcontents, come under suspicion from Li when she discovers the Lawndale Leaks website. Will Daria be found out? And will everything be sorted out in time for the visit of [[Tommy Sherman]]? * Ep 13: Art of Darkness (PPMB, FF.net): A statewide art competition is announced, and Jane Lane's sick imagination is unleashed upon the world! Unfortunately, so is something worse: renewed conflict between Helen and [[Grandma Barksdale]]. * Ep 14: Splatoon (PPMB, FF.net}: Feeling threatened by the relationship between Daria and Tom, [[Sandi]] rallies together the queen bees of the school to put Daria in her place. Unfortunately for them, they're idiots. * Ep 15: Kneel Before Zon (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/15/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): The Maleficent Eleven are looking for a fight. The Sloane siblings are looking for a solution. Awesomely Amy is looking for anything good enough for [[Sick, Sad World]]. The Lawndale PD are looking to see if they can fix their image. [[Upchuck]] is looking for porn fodder. Where will they find these things? Why, at [[The Zon]] of course! **Bonus Features: [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=451974#p451974 Christmas Alter Egos] and [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=452353#p452353 At The] [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=452656#p452656 Zon Tonight] (lyrics by [[Gouka Ryuu]] and Charles RB, to the tune of "At The Opera Tonight" from Repo! The Genetic Opera) * Ep 16: Wedding Hell (PPMB, FF.net): Erin and Brian's big day has finally arrived! With so many combustible elements inside the walls of the Windsor Hills Resort, it's only a matter of time until it all blows up... * Ep 17: Bits and Pierces (PPMB, FF.net): Jake and Helen are shocked and dismayed when they find out that their old friends the Yeagers have gone corporate! Can they convince Dingo and Willow to return to the ways of tripling bodily fluids instead of profit margins before it's too late? * Ep 18: A Gran Day Out (PPMB, FF.net): With her relationship with her immediate family at an all-time low, Daria is ditching school to go to Grandma Barksdale's for the day. Surely Grandma has an ulterior motive... * Ep 19: Shock Of The New Kid (PPMB, FF.net): Worlds collide when Quinn, [[Andrea]] and [[Backgrounder#Spike|Spike]] join the yearbook team (it makes sense in context) and meet [[Ted DeWitt-Clinton|Ted]], the implacable object to their unstoppable force. Who will survive, and what will be left of them? And will Erin be able to go one day without puking on someone? * Ep 20: Bearing Gifts (PPMB, FF.net): Judgment day is looming for Daria, as she must decide whether to stay in Lawndale with her family **Bonus Features: [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=31842&start=75#p459690 Rejected Endings] * Ep 21: Good Sports (PPMB, FF.net): In an attempt to stick it to The Man... er... [[Ms. Morris]], Jane tries out for the athletics team... and makes it! Meanwhile, Jake and Helen try to bond with Daria... by being normal and sharing an interest in her hobbies? * Ep 22: Anarchy in the Lawn-D (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/22/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Daria turns whistleblower on the Lawndale High grade-fixing scam, earning the ire of Ms. Li, her lawyers (including the magnificent bastard himself, [[Jim Vitale]]) and pretty much the entire student body, as well as heroic adulation from her family. And it all builds up to an ending you'll be telling your children about... * Ep 23: Week Can Be Heroes (PPMB, FF.net): Spend a week with the good people of Lawndale as they return to normal life after the apoca-Li-pse. * Ep 24: Write in the Nads (PPMB, FF.net): Lawndale High re-opens under new management and new teachers... including [[Ken Edwards]], who is making his class write about 'romantic awakenings'. Will anyone twig what he's really asking? Can Daria survive having to examine her deepest feelings? And what is it about [[Cindy (backgrounder|Cindy]] that makes her so gosh darn adorable? * Ep 25: Exam Nation (PPMB, FF.net): After discovering that grade averages are critically low, Principal O'Neill starts student-to-student tutoring sessions. And Daria has been tasked with helping not only Kevin, but The Maleficent Eleven (hey, accidental rhyme)! Will all the pain and suffering be worth the $15 she got for taking the position? No. * Ep 26: Quaran-Tommed (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/26/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Daria joins Tom, [[Angier Sloane|Angier]], [[Kay Sloane|Kay]] and [[Elsie Sloane|Elsie]] in going to [[The Cove]], where she becomes the target of the extended Sloane family's superiority complexes. Meanwhile, Erin is introduced to Buzzdome's new intern... Jodie Landon! * Ep 27: Live Fast Die Old (PPMB, FF.net): The students of Lawndale High are set loose upon the public when Principal O'Neill embraces his inner Li and starts the Awareness of Others volunteer program. Lawndale never saw it coming... Tom, meanwhile, adjusts to life back at Fielding. [[Image:Angel.png|thumb|250px|Another punk.]] * Ep 28: Punk Takes A Holiday (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/28/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Things take a turn for the excessively bizarre when the physical manifestations of [[Saint Patrick's Day]] and [[Cupid]] seek out Daria to help round up some rogue holidays. (Yeah, we went there.) * Ep 29: Daria's High Score (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/29/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Daria and Tom tried to lose themselves in homework and snark, but ended up losing something else... their virginity! Will The Morgendorffers celebrate with the mother of all parties when they find out? Who... I mean... what was Tori Jericho doing out so late that she saw Tom leaving? And how will the eventual rumour-spreading affect the arrival of Val? **Bonus Features: [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=489698#p489698 Rejected Scene] * Ep 30: Dance Noon (PPMB, FF.net): Quinn and The Maleficent Eleven confront a new wave of oppression... misogyny from other punks? Will the might of punk law win Janet Barch victory over the school district or will dirty tricks bring her down? Will the odd alliance of Mack and The Fashion Club struggle to organise a successful school dance? And if Daria decides to do something as well, how great a mess will she create this time? * Ep 31: Achy, Jakey Heart ([http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=32877 PPMB], [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/31/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): It's unadulterated chaos when the wandering Lanes return home... all at once! How will Jane and Trent cope? Meanwhile, the Morgendorffers are rocked, but not in a good way, when Jake suffers a near-fatal heart attack. [Originally entitled "Lanes in the Butt" to cover up the incoming heart attack] * Ep 32: Nuts to Work (PPMB, FF.net): Career aptitude test results are back, and they make for interesting reading to say the least. Can Quinn manage to avoid a career in petroleum dispensation and find an even suckier job? Well, that nut store in the mall is hiring... * Ep 33: A Headbutt of Dollars (PPMB, FF.net): Just when they are about to have a weekend to themselves, Daria and Tom have to deal with an emergency... Jane, Jake and Mystik Spiral being arrested and thrown in jail out [[Fremont|in the middle of nowhere]]! With Quinn and Stacy in tow, can our intrepid heroes bail them out? Or will they be forced into a life of breaking rocks in the hot sun? **Bonus Features: [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=495076#p495076 Alter Egos] * Ep 34: Tom's Addition (PPMB, FF.net): The already-twisted dynamic of Tom and Daria's relationship is tested when Tom befriends Astrid, a girl at Fielding. Meanwhile, Mr. DeMartino, Ms. Defoe and Mr. Ewing fight for the very future of the school as they try to stop Principal O'Neill from hiring a new Language Arts teacher. * Ep 35: I Don't Like Anyday (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/35/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Thanks to a simple school shooting drill, Daria is trapped in her school, unable to use her weapon of choice (her snark) to cope. However when she finds out that The Maleficent Eleven are still on the outside, Daria decides that she has found a way to cope after all... **Bonus Features: [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=501156#p501156 Alter Egos] * Ep 36: Occupational Hazard (PPMB, FF.net): The freakin' friends are thrown out of their depth when they are separated for an economics project. Can Daria put ideological differences aside and get the job done with Jodie? Can Jane manage to survive and not have Upchuck get the job done with her? Meanwhile, the Lawndale upper class sign their own death warrants when they "occupy" [[Dega Street]]. * Ep 37: CSI Don't Care (PPMB, FF.net): Someone has whacked Kevin, and it's going to take a whole lot of pain, suffering, and human contact by Daria to find out who! * Ep 38: Highland Lassie ([http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=34983 PPMB], [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/38/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): It's a hardcore homecoming as the Morgendorffers return to Highland for the anniversary party of some old friends. What kind of chaos will ensue, especially when Daria inevitably meets up with [[Beavis and Butt-head|that certain pair of idiots]]? And what about Lawndale? Surely nothing will happen there with the Morgendorffers out of town... * Ep 39: Epic F Word (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/39/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): Lawndale High has become the laughing stock of the state, and the teachers want to throw in the towel... Not on Coach Sherman's watch! With the students rallied into a frenzy, Lawndale High is on a mission to get their street cred back! * Ep 40: This Is No Fun (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/39/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): The mission failed. Lawndale High is closed, the future of their students is in serious doubt, and Daria has spiralled into the mother of all depressions having blamed herself for all of it. It's going to take the combined efforts of family and friends to try and get her out of her funk... but is it all for nothing? * Ep 41: Is It Fun Yet? (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/41/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): In the first part of a movie-length epic, Erin and Amy have been handed down the thankless task of rebuilding a shattered Daria. Can they pull it off? And how does a dangerous biological weapon end up coming into play? Meanwhile, Jane confronts her sexuality at an art retreat in Ashfield, Mr. DeMartino tries to fulfill a childhood dream (with Trent and Jake's "help") and Quinn is forced to face the scariest thing a punk can face... reality. * Ep 42: Combat Rock (PPMB, [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/42/God_Save_The_Esteem FF.net]): In the thrilling conclusion of the series, Ashfield and Lawndale become the twin theatres of chaos as punks and pigs finally collide. Who will be left standing when the smoke clears? **Bonus Features: [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=609645#p609645 Soundtrack] * Coda: Punk is Dead ([http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=46031 PPMB], [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694856/43/God-Save-The-Esteem FF.net]): At the end of 2017, the cast gather to pay homage to the greatest among them (and get drunk). ===Meanwhile, Sideways in Time...=== [[Image:Sid.JPG|thumb|250px|[[Guy Fawkes Day|Never mind the bollocks]], here's another punk.]] This an ongoing sub-series of mini-fics where the reality is inverted, and Daria is the only punk in the Morgendorffer family. These are usually posted after the completion of a fic in the main series, and come after the Author's Notes in the collected Fanfiction.net versions. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=484749#p484749 Part 1 (Esteemsters)]: Another reality got the wrong Daria. (Achy, Jakey Heart) * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=489426#p489426 Part 2 (The Invitation)]: Daria sends Upchuck to another reality. (Nuts to Work) * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=495072#p495072 Part 3 (College Bored)]: Heather learns why you don't pay a punk up front. (A Headbutt of Dollars) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=497542#p497542 Part 4 (Cafe Disaffecto)]: O'Neill learns you don't put two punks in the same place. (Tom's Addition) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=501219#p501219 Part 5 (Malled)]: Daria learns how her bodily fluids can be the most dangerous biological weapon of them all. (I Don't Like Anyday) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=34149 Am I Fired Yet?]: Small, impressionable children learn things you never want them to... (Longer 'special' episode) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=509447#p509447 Part 6 (This Year's Model)]: Claude and Romonica learn... well... nothing. They were KO'ed as soon as they got in the door. (Occupational Hazard) * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=512363#p512363 Part 7 (The Lab Brat)]: Upchuck learns to fear. (CSI Don't Care) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=516419#p516419 Part 8 (Scientific Stuff)]: Beavis and Butt-head are mentally incapable of learning but they're here anyway. (Highland Lassie) * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=521921#p521921 Part 9 (Pinch Sitter)]: Daria's learnt the perfect response to O'Neill. (Epic F Word) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=530565#p530565 Part 10 (Too Cute)]: Sandi learns to be careful. (This Is No Fun) * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=554720#p554720 Part 11 (Combat Rock)]: You learn what happens if Dire Daria gets power. (Combat Rock) ===Fan Tie-Ins=== [[Image:Esteemcake.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Pre-canon]] looks like this.]] * A fanart of [https://quiverwing.deviantart.com/art/Killer-Quinn-194085812 Killer Quinn] was created by [[Quiverwing]] in late December 2010, followed by a punk "[https://quiverwing.deviantart.com/art/Dire-Daria-221664624 Dire Daria]" in June 2011 and "[https://quiverwing.deviantart.com/art/Punklings-276168398 Punklings]" in July. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=453340#p453340 Untitled Worldburner tie-in] by [[Erin Mills]]: Set during "Wedding Hell", this shows Judith visiting the wedding to watch the carnage unfold. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=454142#p454142 Use Your Head] by Raskolnikov: This is a second [[Worldburner]] tie-in, one which has Judith running afoul of Quinn and The Maleficent Eleven. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=31916 Crazy Punk Self-Insert] by [[Wassersauefer]]: A short self-insert fic, this details his day at Lawndale High and run-ins with The Maleficent Eleven. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=464280#p464280 United States of Stac]y by [[The Excellent S]]: Set after "Anarchy in the Lawn-D", this shows Stacy at home trying to juggle her multiple identities. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=32087 Terror on Dega Street] by [[Jim North]]: Another Stacy-centred fic, this features an odd new development with one of Stacy's identities, a development we've seen before... * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=477239#p477239 Lighting the Fuse] by The Excellent S: Set after "Daria's High Score", this shows Stacy confiding in Mack and telling him about her multiple identities. * Killer Quinn and the Kitten of Anarchy by Jim North: thematic relation to "Happy Quinn meets the Kitten of Awesomeness" * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=496391#p496391 God Save the S Team] by [[Smijey]]: A merciless piss-take, where the Morgendorffers are not punks, but A-Team fanatics. * [http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=530332#p530332 This Is Yes Fun] by Smijey: Erin's out to cheer up Daria after This Is No Fun. This will end well, right? ...right? * [http://thepaperpusher.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=551971&sid=1278b8797f274875d7dcf99d3401deae#p551971 Funhouse Mirror Time] by [[Roentgen]]: Killer Quinn meets Canon Quinn. Oh dear. * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=555083#p555083 IC: Termination Fail] by [[RX-87]]: Quinn's Secret Origin! * [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=595697#p595697 Soul Reforged] by baelparagon: Death Rowe meets Canon Stacy. * God Save The Sexy Esteem [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=603879#p603879 I] and [http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=604239#p604239 II] by Shiva: [[Sexy Daria]] goes very wrong ===Fan sequels and spinoffs=== * [https://web.archive.org/web/20150107203750/http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37411 Where Lives End, Another Life Begins] by The Excellent S: Whatever happened to Stacy...?
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