Angst Lords: Difference between revisions

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* [[Scissors MacGillicutty]]

* [[cyde]]

* [[Gregor Samsa]]

Brother Grimace once gave an off-the-cuff description ~~of each~~ of the Angst Lords, based on their writing styles and preferences for story outcomes. These descriptions are:

Brother Grimace once gave an off-the-cuff description of the Angst Lords, based on their writing styles and preferences for story outcomes. These descriptions are:

*Angelinhel – ''The Narrator of The Twilight Zone''

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*Scissors – ''Cthuhlu’s Last Bite of Dinner''

*cyde - TBA

*Gregor Samsa - TBA

==Unrecognized Angst Lords?==

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To carry it further, new Angst Lords are 'presented' with a lightsaber upon 'becoming an Angst Lord' (ex. Scissors MacGillicutty was given a lightsaber by Brother Grimace just before the initial posting of '[[Where's Mary Sue When You Need Her?]]').

==Other Angst Lord Iconography==

Rather than a lightsaber, Gregor Samsa has a can of Plumtree's Potted Meat. While this may baffle some, they should recall that

<blockquote><i>What is a home without Plumtree's Potted Meat?<br />

Incomplete.<br />

With it, an abode of bliss</i></blockquote>

So it isn't that Gregor has a can of Plumtree's Potted Meat, but rather that he is depriving someone else somewhere of the bliss that could be theirs but for that can.

=='Sometimes Unicorns Have To Die...'==