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'''Beavis and Butt-head #12''' was the February 1995 issue (with a street date around Christmas 1994) of the [[Beavis and Butt-head (comics)|Beavis and Butt-head comic]]. All strips and features were drawn by [[Rick Parker]] (art and lettering) and written by [[Sam Johnson]] & [[Chris Marcil]], with colourscolors by Rob Camacho; [[Glenn Eichler]] was consultant.
 
==You Said "Grab Bag"==
 
[[Mr. Van Driessen]] announces it's time for the class Christmas party, which [[Beavis and Butt-head]] mistake for a surprise exam (Beavis consoles Butt-head by saying he wouldn't have studied anyway). Before they get to the holiday grab bag, however, Van Driessen sings the class a song he wrote in honourhonor of the Sun that all winter holidays are based around. The ladsboys scream in horror, Butt-head remarking the song is ''worse'' than crap because you can flush crap away (Beavis is surprised to hear this). Next up, Van Driessen asks who wants to help put up the mistletoe to get the class in a festive mood:
 
*Beavis: I just got my mistletoe in a festive mood this morning...
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==Putting the X in Xmas==
 
Back at home, Beavis wonders if they were supposed to be doing something for school; Butt-head remembers they need to find out what the meaning of Christmas is, but luckily the TV has a MacGuyver Holiday Special. Even better, one where he rescues a baby with an exploding nappydiaper! "WHOA!" They enjoy this, but realiserealize MacGuyver never said what the meaning of Christmas was. "This assignment is harder than, like, it looks or whatever."
 
In a rare brainwave, Butt-head realises [[Daria]] will know the answer and they should ask her. Beavis agrees: Daria has tons of useless crap in her head!
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They decide to make [[Stewart Stevenson|Stewart]] tell them the answer, and come into his house. Stewart offers them to spend Christmas with him and his family and they'll learn, but Beavis is having none of that trickery! Stewart starts talking or he starts smashing presents! Unfortunately, the present he chose was a set of weights and he knocks himself out...
 
''Beavis is visited by a frog in chains, the ghost of the frog he killed ("Uh... that was Butt-head's idea"), and told three ghosts will visit him. Van Driessen, Ghost of Christmas Past, shows him the wonderous Christmas of his past: fighting with Butt-head over a He-Man toy and breaking it, while Beavis happily remembers when He-Man was on the tellyTV. [[Coach Buzzcut]] is Christmas Present, come to show him the Christmas joys he's missing out on: Butt-head thinking Beavis is dead and proclaiming "Christmas rules!!!" before ordering Stewart to roll the corpse over so he can loot the back pockets. Van Driessen, Christmas Future ("I'm pulling double shift tonight"), shows what will happen if Beavis doesn't change his ways: being an old dude and acting exactly the same as in the Past. Beavis is horrified at the sight of being old'' and wakes up, screaming to change the channel.''
 
The two head off the [[MaxiMart]] to get some nachos to calm Beavis down, and when [[Finley]] the store owner gives a big speech about the meaning of Christmas and how it's about what's in your heart ("Cool! Huh huh! BLOOD!"), the boys continue to demand nachos and he gives them some free ones in the spirit of Christmas. "Dude, I think we found the true meaning of Christmas... FREE STUFF!" "YEAH! And BABIES FULL OF GAS!"
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