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(The term "male literature," though a euphemism, is more offensive than its actual meaning.)
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[[Image:Upchuck_DJ.jpg|left|thumb|230px|Upchuck lays down the hits ("[[Daria Dance Party]]"]]
 
There are a couple of indications that Upchuck was smart, at least in some senses. He does well in training the mouse in "[[The Lab Brat]]", undone only by Brittany explaining the experiment instead; he also turned out to be a skilled blackmailer. In "[[Prize Fighters]]", he shows his skills with computers again (see also below) and some nifty business skills: swiftly creatingcreated his own dotcom business which doeswith ''trans-pacific imports'' simply to impress the Wizard Foundation. (At the time, this would've been a joke about how easy it was to set up a 'successful' dotcom) Upchuck even competed with both Jodie and Daria in that episode, two of the smartest kids in the school, and went for tactical schmoozing in order to win over the interviewer - unfortunately for him, he sucks at schmoozing.
 
''[[The Daria Diaries]]'' reveals that he maintains his own website ([[Ultrasuave Universe]], at www.ultrasuave.com) with an archive of pick-up lines, jokes, pictures of himself, snippets of songs, and a "Gallery of Feisty Babes" (which includes Eleanor Roosevelt, noting she wasn't hot "but just you try denying she was feisty - you cannot!"). He's working on a Shemp Howard Search Engine. The links and Feisty Woman section show he's a fan of the Aeon Flux cartoon; of comedians Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, and Monty Python; and superhero comic books, specifically Captain Muscle. In 2000, MTV's website revealed Upchuck now owned [http://web.archive.org/web/20000817201930/mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/homepage_upchuck/index.html The Hubba Hubba Hub], after Ultrasuave was "destroyed by a virus slyly concealed within the now infamous SEXXXY SCULLY SNAPS attachment". The new site had different sections for different genders.
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