Christian Businessmen's Association

The Christian Businessmen's Association is a block of evangelists in Highland, run by Clark Cobb. They run numerous charity events such as a walkathon (Walkathon), an orphanage Easter egg hunt (The Great Bungholio), and a Halloween haunted house (House of Suck!).

The wholesole religious cover hides a cynical, amoral centre: the haunted house raises money for a "our juvenile delinquent re-education center" and Cobb pressures said delinquents to perform, and in "Time Cap" they run a time capsule scheme just to show off to their future counterparts "how wholesome" they were in the 1990s.