The 13th story in the Falling Into College series by Richard Lobinske. The story occurs during late February 2000.
While sick with a common cold, Daria gets the gratis copy of her second published Melody Powers story and discovers from the magazine's letters column that she has a small fan following. Later Helen and Daria trade news, including the Thompson's messy divorce and criminal investigations into grade-fixing at Lawndale High. Looking at the magazine's message board, Daria learns that Upchuck is one of the fans, and has a website full of photos of her going back several years. Upset, she and Jane plan to get even and recruit Lindy to help.