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==Helen's website==
One MTV tie-site was [http://web.archive.org/web/20001020092438/mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/homepage_051299/index.html
:''Helen Morgendorffer here. I'm so busy these days I hardly have time to hyperventilate, let alone deal with this internet jazz, but let me tell you I'm just as "with it" as some little snot-nose-fresh-out-of-law-school-with-a-pathetically -Freudian-cigar-fetish -and-a-fancy-Sub-Zero-refrigerator-he-uses-to- store-a-half-a-jar-of-mustard. And who cares if Eric invited him to go windsurfing?
She has pages about all her various organisations: her firm, the Lawndale Library Board, Carter County Road Walkers Club, the Lawndale Businesswomen's Forum, and the Couples Therapy Night organisation ("husbands must turn up"). She also has a "Morgendorffer Family Update", saying her greatest source of pride is her family but their schedules need to be coordinated before they can have a family picnic.▼
:''According to LITIGATION LIFESTYLES, web sites are an efficient way to communicate with a large number of people without having to deal with them one on one. And God knows I need to cut down on the number of phone messages on my desk: I'm drowning here! So read my disclaimer and enjoy!
:''DIGITAL DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed on this page are for entertainment purposes only. Although Helen Morgendorffer is employed by Vitale, Davis, Horowitz, Riordan, Schrecter, Schrecter, and Schrecter, the aforementioned firm is not responsible for the views presented here, especially those of a personal and/or resentful nature.''
▲She has pages about all her various organisations: her firm, the Lawndale Library Board, [[Carter County]] Road Walkers Club, the Lawndale Businesswomen's Forum, and the [[Couples Therapy Night]] organisation ("husbands must turn up").
She also has a "Morgendorffer Family Update":
:''My greatest source of pride is my family (though my abstract writing and meringue dancing skills are quite impressive as well). Daria continues to excel at school and recently became a member of the Lawndale Daughters of the American Revolution (but if anyone asks me about Colonel Phineas T. Morgendorffer I'm going to have to tell them the truth). Quinn recently announced her engagement and then took it back, saying she just wanted to hear how it would sound. Jake has really improved his whisking technique. The entire family plans to spend a Saturday afternoon together picnicking, as soon as our schedules can be coordinated.''
She also has an account on [[Broodbeat]].
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