Kevin Thompson: Difference between revisions

==Kevin's website==

At school, Kevin had a website - a "character page" on the original MTV ''Daria'' site - called The Kev Zone ("we put the www in awwwesome!"), because after a bad game his dad tried to get him to develop some non-football skills. (Except he paid an antisocial nerd called [[Todd K. Feichmann]] to make it for Kevin)_On his website, he included dating tips, a "cyber challenge", and a link to the [[Pigskin Channel]] website. He apparently never updated it after Todd went home. Copies of old versions, like [http://web.archive.org/web/20000902103318/http://mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/hompage_kev/index.html the 1999 spring version], are on Wayback Machine.

The dating tips included:

"I'm the QB and I knows the score. Get it?

1. DO hold the door for your date. But remember to open it first.

2. DON'T try the "We're out of gas" line if you're not in a car.

3. DO take off your cleats when you play footsie.

4. When you meet your girlfriend's stepmom, DON'T tell her that she's hot, even though she is, you should SEE HER!

5. DO tell your girlfriend she's the prettiest girl in the room. Make sure there are other girls in the room when you say it. Also tell her she has real class (whatever that means).

6. DON'T offer to carry her books if you are creeped out by that guy Fabio. I know I am. He's got like bosoms.

7. Girls DON'T think it's funny when you make a dinner reservation with the name Hannibal Lechter.

8. DO remember that girls can tell the difference between roses and carnations. Even red ones.

9. DO remember that it's "Ladies first" when getting in and out of the back seat.

10. DON'T keep bringing up that guy Fabio and his bosoms like you can't get the image of their firm amplitude out of your head."