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==Kevin's website==
At school, Kevin had a website - a "character page" on the original MTV ''Daria'' site - called '''The Kev Zone''' ("we put the www in awwwesome!")
The website exists because: "My dad says I need a skill besides building can towers, because after last weekend's game he doesn't think we should count on that football scholarship. So I told him I always wanted to learn to play the bagpipes but I guess he didn't hear me, since he got me a computer and a chair that goes up and down instead. Oh wow, it spins too!"
Copies of old versions, like [http://web.archive.org/web/20000902103318/http://mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/hompage_kev/index.html the 2000 spring version], are on Wayback Machine.▼
Kevin's dad then paid an antisocial nerd called [[Todd K. Feichmann]] to make it for Kevin. "He told me computer code is made up of X's and O's just like football plays. I think he was trying to buddy up to me because then he asked if I could fix him up with a cheerleader like I'm David Coppertone or some other miracle guy. Anyway, I hope you like my web site and come back soon. Although it probably won't change much once Todd goes home."
Here are Kevin's Dating Tips From A To B:▼
In 2000, he updated the website to promote a "[[Carter County]]" fantasy football website that Todd had set up - not noticing that the website is openly insulting him (and all other football players), that Todd added a reference to Brittany cheating on him, and that it boasts"destructive viruses, and annoying clone bots for you to download". Kevin explains how fantasy football works: "My fantasy football team is kind of like the imaginary friend I had when I was little (his name was Sporty and he was always sticking lima beans up my nose) except there are more of them and they don't hate my Dad. I miss Sporty. I wonder where he is now?".
▲Here are '''Kevin's Dating Tips From A To B:'''
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10. DON'T keep bringing up that guy Fabio and his bosoms like you can't get the image of their firm amplitude out of your head."
▲Copies of old versions, like [http://web.archive.org/web/20000902103318/http://mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/hompage_kev/index.html the 2000 spring version], are on Wayback Machine.
==Kevin in fanfiction==
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