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In "[[The New Kid]]", Quinn gets hold of software for making websites (which had been promised to Daria) and got "one of the cuter technical types from school set it up for me". Her homepage got 2,500 hits in its first three hours...
In "[[The New Kid]]", Quinn gets hold of software for making websites (which had been promised to Daria) and got "one of the cuter technical types from school set it up for me". Her homepage got 2,500 hits in its first three hours...


And thanks to [[MTV]], we got to see Quinn's website for ourselves! [http://web.archive.org/web/20010802232012/www.mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/homepage_back040699/index.html Quinn's Cyberspecial Homepage]: "where you can learn all about ME but I don't have to meet you -- because who knows, you could be someone who wears sweaters with cat hair all over them and has conditioner buildup." Her helper is called "Neil from homeroom". The website has:
And thanks to [[MTV]], we got to see Quinn's website for ourselves! [http://web.archive.org/web/20010802232012/www.mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/animation/daria/homepage_back040699/index.html Quinn's Cyberspecial Homepage]: "where you can learn all about ME but I don't have to meet you -- because who knows, you could be someone who wears sweaters with cat hair all over them and has conditioner buildup. Neil from homeroom helped me with the numerology or whatever. Now I realize the Internet isn't just weirdo creeps in chat rooms and showoff girls with cameras in their bedrooms who let people watch them do embarrassing things like put on zit makeup. There's lots of stuff you can buy and cute pictures of guys!"


The website has:
* Wallpapers, sounds, and videos of her


* Wallpapers, sounds, and videos of her ("Since I don't have the time to be friends with everyone who wants to be friends with me, you can listen to me talk and make believe I know who you are.")
* Interactive Makeover: personalized tips from Quinn


* Interactive Makeover: personalized tips from Quinn
* Examples of her poetry, including [[Quinn the Brain|"To The Fry"]], "The Dream" (about being a supermodel), and "The Shop":


* Examples of her poetry, including
''"I saw the worst minds of my generation empowered by charge cards, shopping hysterical endless, dragging their butts through the outlet mall at dusk looking for an open dressing room, bubbleheaded hipsters riding the gleaming heavenward escalator to stockpile junior dresses before Cashman's closes at nine.
**[[Quinn the Brain|"To The Fry"]]
**"The Dream" (about being a supermodel): <br>''A model's what/I'd like to be/Looking good/Comes naturally/Da da da da/Da da me''<br>''Da da da da/Da Kate Moss/I like lipstick//More than gloss''<br>''No last name/Is really in/Da da da da/Da da Quinn''
**"The Shop": ''"I saw the worst minds of my generation empowered by charge cards, shopping hysterical endless, dragging their butts through the outlet mall at dusk looking for an open dressing room, bubbleheaded hipsters riding the gleaming heavenward escalator to stockpile junior dresses before Cashman's closes at nine.''
"(OK, my sister Daria helped me with that one. I don't know why she's being so nice.)"''
"(OK, my sister Daria helped me with that one. I don't know why she's being so nice.)"''