Novel-length Daria fanfic by The Angst Guy, in which young teens at Timothy O'Neill's summer camp decide to investigate rumors of a monster in the cooling pond of a nearby nuclear power plant. The younger characters in the show are the stars: Sam and Chris Griffin, Rachel Landon, Brian Taylor, Link (from the movie, Is It Fall Yet?), and Jane Lane’s nephew and niece, Adrian and Courtney (from "Lane Miserables").
The chapter titles are the names of past and present soap operas. Some of the chapters were written in response to various Iron Chef competitions at the time (mid-2003).