I'd just like to note that I went to some considerable effort to figure out how to get an "ō" character to display correctly. Ten minutes of my life I ain't getting back. And I'm proud of it. PROUD, do you hear me!? AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you. Our next caller is a Mister Artie from Lawndale. Artie? What do you have to say about cross-dressing alien abductors?