The Tank is the black, barely functional van used by Mystik Spiral to haul around their band equipment. Supposedly owned by drummer Max Tyler, it's seen driven in the series by Trent or Jane Lane. It is described as "indestructible," but appears to break down frequently. In "Road Worrier," it broke down and had to be repaired using Jane's glue gun. At times its windows haven't worked and at one point Trent mentions the locks don't work either. Later, the speedometer is stuck at 10 mph. To add to these headaches, it also "eats gas," according to Trent.
In "Speedtrapped," driven by Jane, it was pulled over by a Fremont Sheriff's deputy for swerving over the double yellow lines.
Reburb refers to "a five-hour wait for a tow truck when The Tank broke down a few yards later."
Despite the infrequency with which this vehicle was seen in the series, it appears in fanfiction with alarming frequency.