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* Jodie's bitter first draft for a summer school, and Mack's desperate attempt to find good things to say about Kevin at a [[Lawndale Lions]] function (Kevin's speech about Mack is highly inane and confused)
* New Year's Resolutions by Jodie, Mack, the Morgendorffers, Kevin, and Brittany
* A letter from Bones Medical Teaching Supplies to Daria, a recurring customer ("I finally finished my Christmas shopping"); a letter from [[Brookside Rest Home]], where DeMartino is briefly staying, to O'Neill; a letter from [[Upchuck]] to a book publisher, trying to pitch to them; a fan letter from [[Angela Li]] to Texas Governor George W. Bush; [[Janet Barch]]'s chain mail about sexual
* A pamphlet for Teen Anxiety courtesy of Lawndale Dermatological Associates, which mentions how school counsellors care so much they forsake higher paying jobs and so have to make ends meet "writing a series of insipid 'advice' pamphlets" (the final section is entitled Get Over It); Daria's been given this by [[Dr. Davidson]] to deal with her rash from "[[Ill]]"
* A letter and questionnaire from [[Xanadu]] ("Professional Couples Counseling") for Jake from Helen. Xanadu warns that marital strain "can affect job performance, which in turn can knock you write off the fast track at the office - so your marriage is worth saving!".
* A guide to clubs at Lawndale High (and Daria's excuses to Helen for doing none of them)
* Quinn's Baby-sitting Spreadsheet, listing the phone access, TV, food, and house decor of all families. (She hasn't noticed Mr O'Conner is lusting after her)
* [[The Three Js]] "Quinn Central, Reconnaissance Room" where they try to keep track of Quinn and lovingly preserve items Quinn borrowed off
* [[Fashion Club]] internal documents
* A time capsule left by Lawndale High
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