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[[Jane Lane|Jane]] and [[Trent Lane|Trent]] are also leaving [[Lawndale]] for a few days, to attend the (sic) Lane Family Reunion, a gathering that Jane detests but is forced to go to by her parents, who avoid the other Lane family members.
 
The Morgendorffers go camping in a forest, a place known of Helen and Jake, who reminiscence of their past trip. Jake is noticeably happy and excited, though he also starts to rave about his childhood and his deceased father, [["Mad- Dog" MorgendofferMorgendorffer]].
 
Jane and Trent attend the Lane reunion, but things quickly go downhill: in the plane, Trent unknowingly insults [[Aunt Bernice|her aunt]], who happened to be sitting next to them; there is no waymeans of transportation to the house or any plane back, so they have to get there on foot; at the reunion, Jane is forced to tell some embarrassing news about her sister [[Summer Lane|Summer]] and her children to a curious relative, and is loudly insulted by an elderly great-grandmother; Trent meets one[[Uncle of his unclesMax]], who loudly and drunkenly proclaims hehis liking of (Trent) (because he is a bum).
 
Meanwhile, at the Morgendorffers campsite, at night, the four entertain themselves by telling spooky stories, though the impact is somewhat off: Jake only tells stories about his childhood; Helen tries to tell a vampire story, but can't bring herself to say the more intimate details; and Quinn tells a fairy tale mixed with fashion commentaries. Only Daria is able to shake the general boredom as she tells a story filled with explicitly gory details that cause the rest of the family to get sick. Later, in the tent, the two Morgendorffer sisters reminisce about the past.
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The next morning the four set out for a hike. While walking, Helen and Jake start rambling about life and adulthood and then start to hallucinate. Daria and Quinn try to make sense of the situation calmly before Quinn also starts hallucinating and wonders off. Daria quickly concludes that the three were under the psychotropic effects the glitterberries Jake had caught for breakfast (and which Daria alone had not eaten). She eventually finds Helens cell phone and dials 911, after which the family are rescued.
 
Back in Lawndale the next day, Daria and Jane trade stories: Daria tells of her camping weekend and Jane about her trip: it ended when she and Trent, after a restless night and having to get at 7 AM in a Saturday, had decided to just leave (in herAunt auntBernice's car).
 
The Morgendorffer camping trip ends up by not having a calming long term effect: when receiving a large bill for the rescue (including their helicopter evacuation), Jake snaps again and bursts out blood vessels, this time in both his eyes.
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* [[Esteem Roller]], by [[Legendeld]] - Neither Daria nor Quinn eat the suspecious berries. However...
* [[Lost Girl Found]], by [[Robert Nowall]] - Quinn survives the poisoning but wanders off, becoming a missing person.
* The story [[Daria's Season of Good Will]], by [[Nemo Blank]], incorporates some elements of the the Lane familly poor treatment of Jane and Trent into the plot.
 
==Trivia==
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