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[[Quinn]] gets a mega-makeover for the cruise and dumps her date to attend with [[Marco]], a talcum powder model she meets at [[Jozu]]'s beauty salon. [[Jake]] and [[Helen]] also decide to attend in order for Jake to butter up the ship's owner for a consulting contract. However, when he tries to suck up to the owner at the cruise, the owner's too concerned about the ship's drunken captain to listen and instead Jake gets hit on non-stop by the owner's overly amorous wife, [[DeeDee]]; meanwhile, Helen gets into a poker game with [[Angela Li|Ms. Li]] and the gambling-addicted [[Anthony DeMartino|Mr. DeMartino]], whose luck has definitely seen better days; Marco is a no-shoshow and [[Sandi]] makes Quinn's life hell over it by spreading the news all over the ship; [[Kevin]] and [[Brittany]] adjourn to the lifeboat to make out, which falls into the water and drifts away from the ship; and Daria and Jane just want to catch up on the sleep they missed during the marathon. Eventually, Jake escapes DeeDee's clutches; DeeDee goes on to pursue [[Timothy O'Neill|Mr. O'Neill]], and gets tossed overboard by [[Janet Barch|Ms. Barch]]; Helen loses big to Ms. Li; and Daria and Jane don't get any sleep at all as they're drawn into Quinn's drama. Daria reluctantly advises her sister and, when the Fashion Club turn up, lies that Marco called to cancel to shut down Sandi.

Disaster strikes when the captain leaves to go to bed, and when Jake tries to stop him he gets distracted by a massive argument with Helen; Daria and Jane, realisingrealizing sleep is lost to them, are the first people to sniff out that the now-pilotless ship is going to crash into a garbage scow. The ''Princess Fairy'' sinks in shallow water and as everyone jumps overboard, the tables get turned on Sandi when her date [[Brent]] (who is attracted to Quinn) publicly dumps her.