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'''Terry Perry Barlow''' is a egotistical businessman, self-help guru, and franchising mogul (making $40m off of [[Pizza Forest]]) of dubious ethics & common sense from "[[Of Human Bonding]]". Famously, he saved the lives of a balloon crew during an ice storm by opening a rip panel with his teeth - actually it was his staffer [[Arno]] who did it. One of his books is ''[[I Did It, Why Can't You?]]'' and he's recently had two newborns ("Pay their mother a nice settlement, too"), which is not the ''first'' time he's had "strange kids calling me Daddy".