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[[File:LordGoringArctic1.jpg|thumb|Lord Goring in their natural habitat]] |
[[File:LordGoringArctic1.jpg|thumb|Lord Goring in their natural habitat]] |
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Lord Goring is a terrestrial creature native to the Russian Arctic currently residing in Moscow. They have joined the human race in 1998. They may be living proof that [[The Lawndale File|communists, Martians and love gods are the same]]. Upon finishing high school, Lord Goring enrolled in one of the most prestigious universities of Russia. Using their innate charisma, they invaded the student government of said university in their |
Lord Goring is a terrestrial creature native to the Russian Arctic currently residing in Moscow. They have joined the human race in 1998. They may be living proof that [[The Lawndale File|communists, Martians and love gods are the same]]. Upon finishing high school, Lord Goring enrolled in one of the most prestigious universities of Russia. Using their innate charisma, they invaded the student government of said university in their junior year. To this date, Lord Goring has never lost an election. |
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When approached with a camera, they do a slav squat. Their charisma is so overpowering that other people are also compelled to do slav squats for the camera. |
When approached with a camera, they do a slav squat. Their charisma is so overpowering that other people are also compelled to do slav squats for the camera. |