Bump, The System Lord: Difference between revisions

Inspired by [[Richard Lobinske]]'s ficlet on [[PPMB]], this fic is actually a pair of viginettes (originally posted by [[Brother Grimace]] on PPMB) which portrays [[Bump]] the cat as a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa%27uld Gou'ald] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Lord System Lord] from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate Stargate] film and television franchise. In this fic, Daria and Jane are seen as servants of Bump; however, Jane (in her usual fashion) has managed to make the best of her situation and has become Bump's favorite, because she knows how the cat likes to have her stomach rubbed.

Daria is less thrilled about her situation; she is not allowed underwear, has Egyptian-styled outfits to wear, and is compelled yoto pre-chew salmon for Bump to eat (is is implied that this is meant as a punishment for Daria's constant sarcasm and open disagreements with Bump on several issues regarding the cat's plans for galactic conquest).