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An early Daria fanfic written by Brandon League in which a pot-smoking Tiffany Blum-Deckler is unsuccessfully seduced by Lucifer, the Lord of Darkness. It was this fic which introduced Mr. League to the PPMB in the first place as it was rather popular in early 2002. It has since faded into semi-obscurity. It currently rests in its grave at Martin J. Pollard's website, Outpost Daria.

The title was inspired by a Danzig song of the same name.