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Two-Eyed Charlie is a fanfic writer. As a Canadian, he is legally required to present this page to you in French as well.

Two-Eyed Charlie est un anglais malodorant qui essaie de passer pour un écrivain.

(I'll stop)

Beyond a crippling inability to sepll properly, other neurosis that infect Two-Eyed Charlie every day are an insistence on talking politics (his avatar on the PPMB is Theodor Adorno; you were warned) and a liking of seasons 4 and 5 more than the previous three, something he blames on having seen those episodes first as well as the insidious influence of Michel Foucault (see what I mean about politics?). He also only recently was reminded of the potential usage of a semi-colon--after being thrown into grad school--and has never met a short story that he can't bloat until it becomes unwieldy.

The littered remains of attempted stories lie everywhere, including one where Daria is Hunter S. Thompson and a cross-over with John Carpenter's "The Thing" (which became a Justice League fanfic that he also didn't finish).

But other than that, he's happy to be here. Only time'll tell if others feel the same way.

Took a sabbatical in 2018 and returned to wreak terrible vengeance upon his enemies in 2021.

Solo Stories

"Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America" (won two 2017 Daria Fanworks Awards, Favorite Comedy and Favorite Pre-Canon Or Post-Canon)
"Old Friends/Bookends
"Touch of Class", a crossover with Fawlty Towers
"Down by the Bay"
"The More Things Change", a novel-length story set in the Catching Up With The Daria Gang setting
"Saved by the Bell, or the Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm"
"The Sirens of Conformity", based on Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron"
"Fear and Trembling"
"You’ve got the Fizz...You’ve got the POWAH!"
"Five Minutes"
"Lions fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division"
"Godzilla: The Cowardly Cat"
"Fate for Breakfast"
"Lawndale Splendor"
"And Then Jane was a P-Zombie" (won two 2022 Daria Fanworks Awards, Favorite Comedy and Favorite Weird Idea)
Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?", a crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Collaborations

Daria DCAU

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Line 13: But other than that, he's happy to be here. Only time'll tell if others feel the same way. Took a sabbatical in 2018 and returned to wreak terrible vengeance upon his enemies in 2021. ==Solo Stories==▼ "[http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=760749#p760749 Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America]" (won two [[2017 Daria Fanworks Awards]], ~~Best~~Favorite Comedy and ~~Best~~Favorite Pre-Canon Or Post-Canon)▼ ▲==Stories== "[https://archiveofourown.org/works/35477524/ Old Friends/Bookends] ▲"[http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=760749#p760749 Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America]" (won two [[2017 Daria Fanworks Awards]], Best Comedy and Best Pre-Canon Or Post-Canon) "[https://archiveofourown.org/works/35719714/A Touch of Class]", a crossover with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fawlty_Towers/ Fawlty Towers] "[http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=781756#p777234 Old Friends/Bookends] "[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12303729/1/Down-By-the-Bay Down by the Bay]" "[https://~~www~~archiveofourown.~~fanfiction.net~~org/works/s35421790/~~12472529~~chapters/188292764/The-More-Things-Change The More Things Change]", [[The More Things Change\|a novel-length story]] set in the [[Catching Up With The Daria Gang]] setting "[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12287459/1/Saved-By-the-Bell-or-The-Unexpected-Virtue-of-Sarcasm Saved by the Bell, or the Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm]" "[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12357789/1/The-Sirens-of-Conformity The Sirens of Conformity]", based on Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron" "[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12955676/1/Fear-and-Trembling Fear and Trembling]"~~, a Freudian excuse in the form of a short story trying to explain why [[Mr. O'Neill]] is the way he is, despite telling Daria he saw a lot of himself in her (god that sentence sounds creepy)~~ "[[You’ve got the Fizz...You’ve got the POWAH!]]" "[https://lawndale-high.freeforums.net/post/9225/thread Five Minutes]" "[https://~~lawndale-high~~archiveofourown.~~freeforums.net~~org/~~post~~works/~~12153~~35846362/~~thread~~ Lawndale Lions fell to Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division]" "[[Godzilla: The Cowardly Cat]]" "[[Fate for Breakfast]]" "[https://lawndale-high.freeforums.net/thread/751/lawndale-splendor-complete?page=1 Lawndale Splendor]"~~, a comic-script story where an older Daria must balance the social expectation of writers to dispense wisdom with her own doubts about the same.~~ "[https://lawndale-high.freeforums.net/post/13602/thread And Then Jane was a P-Zombie]" (won two [[2022 Daria Fanworks Awards]], Favorite Comedy and Favorite Weird Idea) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/45460300/ Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?]", a crossover with Terry Pratchett's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld/ Discworld] series. ==Collaborations== *[[Daria DCAU]] [[Category:Authors]]