The black, barely functional van used by Mystik Spiral to haul around their band equipment. Supposedly owned by drummer Max Tyler it's usually driven by Trent or Jane Lane. It is described as "indestructible," but appears to break down frequently. In Road Worrier it broke down and had to be repaired using Jane's glue gun. To add to this headache it also "eats gas" according to Trent.

Notable Appearances

It first appeared in Road Worrier where it broke down on the way to Alternapalooza.

In Lane Miserables Trent borrowed the Tank to sleep in for the night. He later would use it to drive Monique out on a date.

In Speedtrapped it was pulled over by a Fremont Sheriff's deputy for swerving over the double yellow lines. At the time Jane was driving.

Fanfiction Usage

Despite the infrequency with which it was seen in the series, it appears in fanfiction with alarming frequency.