Two-Eyed Charlie

An artist's rendition

Two-Eyed Charlie is a fanfic writer. As a Canadian, he is legally required to present this page to you in French as well.

Two-Eyed Charlie est un anglais malodorant qui essaie de passer pour un écrivain.

(I'll stop)

Beyond a crippling inability to sepll properly, other neurosis that infect Two-Eyed Charlie every day are an insistence on talking politics (his avatar on the PPMB is Theodor Adorno; you were warned) and a liking of seasons 4 and 5 more than the previous three, something he blames on having seen those episodes first as well as the insidious influence of Michel Foucault (see what I mean about politics?). He also only recently was reminded of the potential usage of a semi-colon--after being thrown into grad school--and has never met a short story that he can't bloat until it becomes unwieldy.

The littered remains of attempted stories lie everywhere, including one where Daria is Hunter S. Thompson and a cross-over with John Carpenter's "The Thing" (which became a Justice League fanfic that he also didn't finish).

But other than that, he's happy to be here. Only time'll tell if others feel the same way.

Took a sabbatical in 2018 and returned to wreak terrible vengeance upon his enemies in 2021.

Solo Stories

• "Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America"
• "Old Friends/Bookends
• "Touch of Class", a crossover with Fawlty Towers
• "Down by the Bay"
• "The More Things Change", a novel-length story set in the Catching Up With The Daria Gang setting
• "Saved by the Bell, or the Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm"
• "The Sirens of Conformity", based on Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron"
• "Fear and Trembling"
• "You’ve got the Fizz...You’ve got the POWAH!"
• "Five Minutes"
• "Lions fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division"
• "Godzilla: The Cowardly Cat"
• "Fate for Breakfast"
• "Lawndale Splendor"
• "And Then Jane was a P-Zombie"
• Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?", a crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Collaborations

• Daria DCAU

Bootie Wins and Nominations

• 2016: Favorite New Author (WON)

• 2017: Favorite Comedy for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America" (WON)

    : Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America 
      (WON)
    : Favorite Overall for "The More Things Change" (nominated) 
    : Favorite Drama for "The More Things Change" (nominated)
    : Favorite Crossover for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
    : Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
    : Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Sirens of Conformity" (nominated)
    : Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
    : Favorite Weird Idea for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America" (nominated)

• 2018: Favorite Overall for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)

    : Favorite Drama for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
    : Favorite School-Centered for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
    : Favorite Alternate Universe for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
    : Favorite Use of a Background Character for "Fear and Trembling" (nominated)
    : Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Fear and Trembling" (nominated)

• 2021: Favorite Overall for "How to Say Goodbye and Mean It" (nominated)

    : Favorite Drama for "How to Say Goodbye and Mean it" (nominated)
    : Favorite Comedy for "You've Got the Fizz...You've Got the POWAH!" (nominated)
    : Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "A Visit From the Goon Squad" (nominated)
    : Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)
    : Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)
    : Favorite Weird Idea for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)

• 2022: Favorite Comedy for "And Then Jane Was A P-Zombie" (WON)

    : Favorite Weird Idea for "And Then Jane Was A P-Zombie (WON)
    : Favorite Overall for "Lawndale Splendor" (nominated)
    : Favorite Alternate Universe for "Lawndale Splendor" (nominated)
    : Favorite School-Centered for "Lawndale Lions Fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division" 
      (nominated)
    : Favorite Use of a Background Character for "Lawndale Lions Fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place 
      in Division" (nominated)

• 2023: Favorite Alternate Universe for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (WON)

    : Favorite Crossover for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (WON)
    : Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Whatever Happened to Jake 
      Morgendorffer?" (WON)
    : Favorite Drama for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (nominated)   

External Links

• https://archiveofourown.org/users/TwoEyedCharlie/pseuds/TwoEyedCharlie
• https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4112154/Two-Eyed-Charlie