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* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/tnts106_courtroom_trauma.html "Courtroom Trauma"] by [[Ben Breeck]] (now a process server)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/tnts106_courtroom_trauma.html "Courtroom Trauma"] by [[Ben Breeck]] (now a process server)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_exercise_project.html "The Exercise Project"] by [[Thomas]] (now a parttime babysitter)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_exercise_project.html "The Exercise Project"] by [[Thomas]] (now a parttime babysitter)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/its_a_wonderful_life_not.html "It's a Wonderful Life, Not"] by [[Thomas]] (amusing [[crossover]] with Artie as an incompetent angel)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/cynic_wars_episode_4.txt "Cynic Wars: Episode IV: A New State of Hopelessness"] by [[Matt]] (amusing [[crossover]] with Artie as a Jawa replacement)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/cynic_wars_episode_4.txt "Cynic Wars: Episode IV: A New State of Hopelessness"] by [[Matt]] (amusing [[crossover]] with Artie as a Jawa replacement)
* [http://www.theangstguy.com/fanfics/harddaysnight.htm "A Hard Days' Night"] by [[TAG]] (Artie as a paranormal crimefighter with alien connections)
* [http://www.theangstguy.com/fanfics/harddaysnight.htm "A Hard Days' Night"] by [[TAG]] (Artie as a paranormal crimefighter with alien connections)


Artie's most atypical roles in fanfic are given below.
Artie's most atypical roles in fanfic are given below.
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/its_a_wonderful_life_not.html "It's a Wonderful Life, Not"] by [[Thomas]] (amusing [[crossover]] with Artie as an incompetent angel)
* [http://www.glitterberries.com/fanfic/mranonymous/mra_married.htm "A Day in the Married Life"] by [[Mr. Anonymous]] (highly unusual [[alternate universe]] story featuring a recast Artie)
* [http://www.glitterberries.com/fanfic/mranonymous/mra_married.htm "A Day in the Married Life"] by [[Mr. Anonymous]] (highly unusual [[alternate universe]] story featuring a recast Artie)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/too_many_choices.html "Too Many Choices"] by [[Nemo Blank]] (excellent expanded comedy role)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/too_many_choices.html "Too Many Choices"] by [[Nemo Blank]] (excellent expanded comedy role)
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/alien_home.html "Alien Home"] by [[Richard Lobinske]] (see [[Artie Simmons]]); more dramatic role than usual in the [[Mother's Love]] series
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/alien_home.html "Alien Home"] by [[Richard Lobinske]] (see [[Artie Simmons]]); well-cast dramatic role in the [[Mother's Love]] series
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/alien_heritage.html "Alien Heritage"] by [[Richard Lobinske]] (see [[Artie Simmons]]; sequel to "Alien Home")
* [http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/alien_heritage.html "Alien Heritage"] by [[Richard Lobinske]] (see [[Artie Simmons]]; this sequel to "Alien Home" expands upon his character)
* [http://www.theangstguy.com/fanfics/butnowisfound.htm "But Now Is Found"] by [[TAG]], part of the [[Outers]] series (possibly the only "evil Artie" in fanfic)
* [http://www.theangstguy.com/fanfics/butnowisfound.htm "But Now Is Found"] by [[TAG]], part of the [[Outers]] series (possibly the only "evil Artie" in fanfic)



Revision as of 16:05, 13 August 2007

Artie at a UFO convention

The red-haired UFO buff and pizza delivery boy who first appeared in "Esteemsters" and later in "The Lawndale File" and "A Tree Grows in Lawndale."

Artie in Daria Fanfic

Artie's numerous appearances in fanfic have been extremely consistent to type. He is usually depicted as a pizza-delivery guy or pizza waiter, but he sometimes has other jobs (paperboy, process server, babysitter, etc.), having lost his previous employment for predictable reasons. His appearances are brief, minor, and humorous, with a few notable exceptions. It is not uncommon to see him interviewed on Sick, Sad World about his various alien encounters and abductions, with which he is perpetually obsessed. He seems delusional, but once in a while (in science-fiction tales) his wild claims about aliens turn out to be perfectly correct. He is present in the background of the John Lane series, The Look-Alike Series, the Driven Wild Universe, and many more besides. He also appears in several crossovers, being mentioned in passing even in a Doctor Who tale, "Doctor Who Gives a Damn."

Typical examples of Artie's appearances in fanfic include the following, in no particular order.

More unusual examples appear below.

Artie's most atypical roles in fanfic are given below.

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