Two-Eyed Charlie

Two-Eyed Charlie is a fanfic writer. As a Canadian, he is legally required to present this page to you in French as well.

Two-Eyed Charlie est un anglais malodorant qui essaie de passer pour un écrivain.

(I'll stop)

Beyond a crippling inability to sepll properly, other neurosis that infect Two-Eyed Charlie every day are an insistence on talking politics (his avatar on the PPMB is Theodor Adorno; you were warned) and a liking of seasons 4 and 5 more than the previous three, something he blames on having seen those episodes first as well as the insidious influence of Michel Foucault (see what I mean about politics?). He also only recently was reminded of the potential usage of a semi-colon--after being thrown into grad school--and has never met a short story that he can't bloat until it becomes unwieldy.

The littered remains of attempted stories lie everywhere, including one where Daria is Hunter S. Thompson and a cross-over with John Carpenter's "The Thing" (which became a Justice League fanfic that he also didn't finish).

But other than that, he's happy to be here. Only time'll tell if others feel the same way.

Took a sabbatical in 2018 and returned to wreak terrible vengeance upon his enemies in 2021.

Solo Stories[edit]

"Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America"
"Old Friends/Bookends
"Touch of Class", a crossover with Fawlty Towers
"Down by the Bay"
"The More Things Change", a novel-length story set in the Catching Up With The Daria Gang setting
"Saved by the Bell, or the Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm"
"The Sirens of Conformity", based on Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron"
"Fear and Trembling"
"You’ve got the Fizz...You’ve got the POWAH!"
"Five Minutes"
"Lions fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division"
"Godzilla: The Cowardly Cat"
"Fate for Breakfast"
"Lawndale Splendor"
"And Then Jane was a P-Zombie"
Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?", a crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Collaborations[edit]

Daria DCAU

Bootie Wins and Nominations[edit]

2016

Favorite New Author (WON)

2017

Favorite Comedy for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America" (WON)
Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America (WON)
Favorite Overall for "The More Things Change" (nominated)
Favorite Drama for "The More Things Change" (nominated)
Favorite Crossover for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Sirens of Conformity" (nominated)
Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Dying in a Nightmare" (nominated)
Favorite Weird Idea for "Children's Author Banned from Every Library in America" (nominated)

2018

Favorite Overall for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
Favorite Drama for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
Favorite School-Centered for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
Favorite Alternate Universe for "Old Friends/Bookends" (nominated)
Favorite Use of a Background Character for "Fear and Trembling" (nominated)
Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Fear and Trembling" (nominated)

2021

Favorite Overall for "How to Say Goodbye and Mean It" (nominated)
Favorite Drama for "How to Say Goodbye and Mean it" (nominated)
Favorite Comedy for "You've Got the Fizz...You've Got the POWAH!" (nominated)
Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "A Visit From the Goon Squad" (nominated)
Favorite Pre-Canon or Post-Canon for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)
Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy/Supernatural/Horror for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)
Favorite Weird Idea for "Godzilla the Cowardly Cat" (nominated)

2022

Favorite Comedy for "And Then Jane Was A P-Zombie" (WON)
Favorite Weird Idea for "And Then Jane Was A P-Zombie (WON)
Favorite Overall for "Lawndale Splendor" (nominated)
Favorite Alternate Universe for "Lawndale Splendor" (nominated)
Favorite School-Centered for "Lawndale Lions Fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division"(nominated)
Favorite Use of a Background Character for "Lawndale Lions Fell Oakwood Taproots; Claim 1st Place in Division" (nominated)

2023

Favorite Alternate Universe for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (WON)
Favorite Crossover for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (WON)
Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (WON)
Favorite Drama for "Whatever Happened to Jake Morgendorffer?" (nominated)

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